Orange Race : Summer Pumpkins with Writchristo

In a stunning turn of events, Chief Crazy Captain Christo

has finally come to his senses and has come back down

to Earth.  In the most thought provoking Great Pumpkin

Letter to date, he explains in PLAIN ENGLISH what must

be done to create a masterpiece.  Please forward this to 

all your girlfriends.  Thanks in advance! Now please read

and view carefully.  You might just experience something

you haven't experienced EVER! 

Just the facts Mam, part two

Monetary figures to get ready for the Orange Race.

DAY ONE

220 Women times $10,000.00 = $2,200,000.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives One Person

who is the Trainer exactly:

$2,200,000.00 minus $880,000.00 = $1,320,000.00

DAY TWO

440 Women times $10,000.00 = $4,400,000.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives One Person

who is the Trainer exactly:

$4,400,000.00 minus  $1,760,000.00 = $2,640,000.00

DAY THREE

660 Women times $10,000.00 = $6,600,000.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives One Person

who is the Trainer exactly:

$6,600,000.00 minus $2,640,000.00 = $3,960,000.00

DAY FOUR

880 Women times $10,000.00 = $8,800,000.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives One Person

who is the Trainer exactly:

$8,800,000.00 minus $3,520,000.00 = $5,280,000.00

DAY FIVE

1100 Women times $10,000.00 = $11,000,000.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives One Person

who is the Trainer exactly:

$11,000,000.00 minus $4,400,000.00 = $6,600,000.00

*** DAY SIX ***

4500 Women times $10,000.00 = $45,000,000.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives One Person

who is the Trainer exactly:

$45,000,000.00 minus $18,000,000.00 = $27,000,000.00

Now according to my calculations, Day Six would be a darn near

PERFECT DAY.

But , and I emphasize this so I am loud and clear, we are not shooting

for just one perfect day.  This is national debt training and if you are

going to be successful, you need to PLAN to be a success!

You do have to pay attention if you want to be the ONE PERSON who

is the Trainer.

Now I am going to teach you how to look for patterns in writing.

One of the best examples of this I put a little bit in my last post

called Orange Race Bear With Me.  Well, now I will put the whole

46 verses of MATTHEW and after that I will put up three videos.

It is up to you to figure out why?  OK here we go with

MATTHEW 25

25   Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto

ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to

meet the bridegroom.

2     And five of them were wise, and five were foolish.

3     They that were foolish took their lamps, and took

no oil with them:

4     But the wise took oil in their vessels with their

lamps.

5     While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered

and slept.

6     And at midnight there was a cry mad, Behold, the

bridegroom cometh; go ye out to meet him.

7     Then all those virgins arose, and trimmed their

lamps.

8     And the foolish said unto the wise, Give us your

oil; for our lamps are gone out.

9     But the wise answered, saying , Not so; lest there

be not enough for us and you: but go ye rather to

them that sell, and buy for yourselves.

10     And while they went to buy, the bridegroom

came; and they that were ready went in with him

to the marriage: and the door was shut.

11     Afterward came also the other virgins, saying,

Lord, Lord, open to us.

12     But he answered and said, Verily I say unto

you, I know you not.

13     Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day

nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.

14     For the kingdom of heaven is as a man

travelling into a far country, who called his own

servants, and delivered unto them his goods.

15     And unto one he gave five talents, to another

two, and to another one; to every man according

to his several ability; and straightway took his

journey.

16     Then he that had received the five talents

went and traded with the same, and made them

other five talents.

17     And likewise he that had received two, he

also gained other two.

18     But he that had received one went and digged

in the earth, and hid his lord’s money.

19     After a long time the lord of those servants

cometh, and reckoneth with him..

20     And so he that had received five talents came

and brought other five talents, saying, Lord, thou

deliveredst unto me five talents: behold, I have

gained beside them five talents more.

21     His lord said unto him, Well done, thou good

and faithful servant: thou hast been faithful over a

few things, I will make thee ruler over many things:

enter thou into the joy of thy lord.

22     He also that had received two talents came and

said, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me two talents:

behold, I have gained two other talents beside

them.

23     His lord said unto him, Well done, good and

faithful servant; thou hast been faithful over a few

things, I will make thee ruler over many things:

enter into the joy of thy lord.

24     Then he that had received the one talent

came and said, Lord, I knew thee that art an hard

man, reaping where thou hast not sown, and

gathering where thou hast not strawed:

25     And I was afraid, and went and hid thy

talent in the earth: lo, there thou hast that is

thine.

26     His lord answered and said unto him, Thou

wicked and slothful servant, thou knewest that

I reap where I sowed not, and gather where I

have not strawed:

27     Thou oughtest therefore to have put my

money to the exchangers, and then at my

coming I should have received mine own with

usury.

28     Take therefore the talent from him, and

give it to him which hath ten talents.

29     For unto every one that hath shall be

given, and he shall have abundance: but from

him that hath not shall be taken away even

that which he hath.

30     And cast ye the unprofitable servant  into

outer darkness: there shall be weeping and

gnashing of teeth.

31     When the Son of man shall come in his

glory, and all the holy angels with him, then

shall he sit on the throne of his glory:

32     And before him shall be gathered all

nations: and he shall separate them one

from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep

from the goats:

33     And he shall set the sheep on his right

hand, but the goats on the left.

34     Then shall the King say unto them on his

right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father,

inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the

foundation of the world:

35     For I was an hungred, and ye gave me

meat: I was thirsty and ye gave me drink: I was

a stranger, and ye took me in:

36     Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick and

ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto

me.

37     Then shall the righteous answer him, saying,

Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed

thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?

38     When we saw thee a stranger, and took

thee in? or naked, and clothed thee?

39     Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and

came unto thee?

40     And the King shall answer and say unto them,

Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done

it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye

have done it unto me.

41     Then shall he say also unto them on the left

hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting

fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

42     For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat:

I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:

43     I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked

and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye

visited me not.

44     Then shall they also answer unto him, saying,

Lord, when we saw thee an hungred, or athirst, or

a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did

not minister unto thee?

45     Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I

say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of

the least of these, ye did it not to me.

46     And these shall go away  into everlasting

punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

Patterns in the words: In Matthew 25 I look for the pattern

of Virgins, Verily, Five, Two and One.

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of OrangeRace Card Angels

Head of AngelPromotions

P.S.

ORANGE RACE

Green Bay to Colorado Springs

Get prepared.

Now as promised the three videos.  Figure out what is being said

here and you will be miles ahead in terms of National Debt Training

Good Luck!!!

Orange Race: Joy Valencia Don't Wake the Lioness

Joy Valencia = Don’t Wake the Lioness

In Chief Crazy Captain Christo’s finest hour, he took the red eye

from Houston, Texas after a disasterous meeting with a young

singer from Texas.  Flying on the red eye from Texas, he landed

at LAX and proceeded in an orange Dodge Charger with Black

and Gold Lightning bolts on the hood, to search for one Joy

Valencia.

Now in case you have been living under ground or under a rock,

Joy Valencia is, well, she’s hard to label within her musical world.

But this is a story about the Great Pumpkin Letters and Chief

Crazy Captain Christo knows how to Wake this Lioness.

But before we go any FURTHUR ( shameless plug of the band FURTHUR)

I want to remind the readers of what happens when you try to

wake LINUS.  You know LINUS, he’s Charlie Brown’s friend and one of

the Peanuts gang.  Here take a look at the sleeping Linus before

we get back to the story.

Now, out of sheer luck, Chief Crazy Captain Christo happened to run into

Joy Valencia in Los Angeles.  He had checked in earlier in the day at the

VEGAN Hotel in the hopes that the Orange Miracle he had heard about

from reading the ONION was true.  It wasn’t but out of sheer coincidence

there she was relaxing all by herself in the hotel’s JACUZZI , surrounded

by Palm Trees and the beautiful white light of a full moon.

Here is the conversation between Chief Crazy Captain Christo and Joy Valencia.

ENJOY. Joy Valencia’s name is JOY VAA ( Pronounced JOY VAY )

JOY VAA – “ Hey man what’s up? Nice night to be staying at the VEGAN HOTEL

This hot tub is just what I need to relax.  I have to lay down some vocals on my

next album and this gets me in the mood to really let loose and belt out …..

Joy Valencia went on for another twenty minutes before she stopped and said,

JOY VAA –“ Well enough about me, what are you doing in Los Angeles and what is

your name?"

CCCChristo –“ My name is Chief Crazy Captain Christo and I am writing a book called

the Orange Race.  I am in search of at least 72 female singers who would write a song

to compliment the 56 Chapters in each book”

JOY VAA –“ 56 Chapters?  How many books are you planning on writing? “

CCCChristo : “ Between 4 and 6 Books “

JOY VAA –“ And each Book has 56 Chapters?”

CCCChristo : “ Yes “

JOY VAA –“ And you want 72 female singer/songwriters ?  But that doesn’t fit. You

are writing a book with 56 Chapters.  72 and 56 doesn’t make any sense”

CCCChristo : “ Some Chapters will have more than one song in them.”

JOY VAA: “ OH ok I see, and you want me to write a song for the Orange Race?”

CCCChristo: “ Well actually, you already did.  Your song Don’t Wake the Lion will

fit in perfectly.”

JOY VAA : “ You already picked my song?”

CCCChristo :” That is if you agree.  When you agree, then you will have entered your

song in the Orange Race.  I will be able to write your part into the book and at the end

you will get a reward.”

JOY VAA :” What kind of reward?”

CCCChristo : “ Look over there?”

JOY VAA : “ Where?  All I see is Jeannie with her new boyfriend”

CCCChristo:” No, over there! You see that Orange Charger with Black and Gold Lightning

Bolts on the hood?  Well, as part of the Orange Race, you will be able to pick out

something similar that I am sure your husband would be more than thrilled to drive you

around in”

JOY VAA : “ Oh Hell no, that will be my baby!!!”

CCCChristo : “ Suit yourself Joy!  But anyway, think about it ok.  The Orange Race and

all the details will be coming shortly.  For now I have to go.  The Great Pumpkin Letters

has a lot of ground to cover.  It was great meeting you here.  Happy Halloween!”

And with that Chief Crazy Captain Christo was off on his Country Wide adventure.

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

Payton Rae's Orange Sunburst Angels

Payton Rae: Orange Sunburst Angels

In a dramatic twist of fate, Chief Crazy Captain Christo decided to

call of the search for Penelope Cruz and jetted over from Miami Beach,

Florida to Houston Texas where he met up with the singer who sings

the song Not Your Cinderella.   

In this chance meeting, Payton Rae

was in the middle of a Stop the Bullying Campaign when she noticed

a blindingly bright Orange Light in the audience.  She stopped her

speech in mid sentence and demanded to know who was shining the

Orange Light.  We now join in on the conversation between Payton Rae

and Chief Crazy Captain Christo.

P.Rae – “ Hey Old Dude.  This is my world you just walked into. What

the heck is that Orange Light all about anyway?”

CCCChristo <( + )> - “ Sorry Payton but I need to discuss something with

you.  It’s about the Orange Race”

P.Rae- “ Hey Old Dude.  I’m in the middle of a very important school

issue about bullying and I need you to get off my stage”

CCCChristo <( + )> “ Just hear me out Ms. Rae. I flew in all the way from

Florida, canceled my journey to find Penelope Cruz, just so I could come

up to you to give you this.”

Chief Crazy Captain Christo handed Payton Rae an Orange Sunburst Angel

globe that looked like a Great big Pumpkin that lit up everytime Payton

Rae spoke.

P.Rae- “ You came all that way to give me a gift?  What for?"

CCCChristo <( + )> “ Because I heard it was your birthday”

P.Rae- “ Hey Old Dude, that’s so sweet. What’s your name?”

CCCChristo –“ Chief Crazy Captain Christo “

P.Rae- “ Well, Chief Crazy Captain Christo, YESTERDAY was my birthday.

SECURITY, SECURITY “

CCCChristo- “ Exit Stage Left”

and with that Chief Crazy Captain Christo decided to resume his search for

the one and only Penelope Cruz.

Stay Tuned!

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

You walk in the room and all the girls talk

I guess you get used to most of them falling

down at your feet

'cause you got the charm

and the debonair down

so tall and dark

like you just came out

of some kind of fairytale dream

(ooh ooh) baby you're something

(ooh ooh)

but I'm not your Cinderella

You're not the one in a million fella

The slipper ain't gonna fit me

Give my regards to Mr. Disney

Oh I'm no sleeping beauty

One kiss alone won't do it to me

Hate to be the one to tell ya

oh but I'm not your Cinderella

I don't know if I believe in love at first sight

Think it might need just a little more time to grow and be real

so keep up the laughter

and rambling on at the strike of midnight it's gonna be gone

cause this ain't a heart you can steal

(ooh ooh)

baby you're something

(ooh ooh)

But I'm not your Cinderella

You're not the one in a million fella

The slipper ain't gonna fit me

Give my regards to Mr. Disney

Oh I'm no sleeping beauty

One kiss alone won't do it to me

I hate to be the one to tell ya

oh but I'm not your Cinderella

baby you're something (ooh ooh)

I'm not your Cinderella

No, I'm not your Cinderella

You're not the one in a million fella

The slipper ain't gonna fit me

Give my regards to Mr. Disney

oh I'm no sleeping beauty

One kiss alone wont do it to me

Hate to be the one to tell ya

oh but I'm not your Cinderella

Miley Cyrus 2012: Orange Race Pumpkin Style

Miley Cyrus 2012: Orange Race Pumpkin Style

Chief Crazy Captain Christo was busy sailing around the world in 2012 when his S-crew on his ship The Anada Know wanted to dock in the S-port in Miami Florida. So without hesitation because he knew the S-crew really wanted to go to Disneyworld to see Miley Cyrus perform, the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo did what any logical CC Captain would do. He made a midnight run to Daytona Beach and rammed the beach. With his S-crew safely on hard dry land, he hailed a rather large Hummer Limo to take the S-crew to Disneyworld for a little R and R. ( Author's note: R and R stands for Rock and Roll)

Upon entering the awesome theme park, he noticed that Miley Cyrus was performing there all week. He told his S-crew to be back on board the Anada Know in exactly Seven days. Every S-crew member rolled their eyes and said " Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye " The Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo got down on his knees in front of the S-crew and said a rather loud prayer for Randy Rhoads. He got back up and thanked the S-crew for remembering Randy but scolded them as well. You see when the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo is on a mission, he does not like to look back on the past for fear of the pains beating deep within his heart. As the S-crew said thank you for the week long fur low, Chief Crazy Captain Christo cleverly disguised himself as Munko Christo ( aka The O-Range Meek and Wild Munko Christo this time!!!)

He casually sauntered up to the stage where Miley Cyrus was performing some song about a party in the U.S.A. So Munko Christo did the unthinkable. He gyrated his gravitational flow and soared just above where Miley was singing. Her papa Billy Ray " Doc" Cyrus was just to the left of the stage. Munko Christo had to think fast. So there hovering above Miley's stage, was an O-Range Meek and Wild Munko Christo that only Miley and " Doc" could see.

Now for this conversation between Miley Cyrus and Munko Christo, Miley Cyrus has been given the name Miles Seven and Munko Christo is going by the name of MAW TAZ WELL. We pick up the conversation as Miley is looking heavenly and Munko Christo is doing his best to get her attention. Enjoy!

Miles Seven: " Hey look everyone a big ol bright orange blob of pumpkin goo is hovering over my head"

MAW TAZ WELL: " Ms. Miley, it is I, Chief Crazy Captain Christo. I have transformed myself into Munko Christo and keep singing while I talk to you Miley. Only you and your dad can see me right now. Hey what's up Doc?" Billy Ray Cyrus was speechless and I believe his knees were buckling.

Miles Seven: " Are you crazy?!! That is the coolest get up I have ever seen. How do you do that?"

MAW TAZ WELL" Ancient Chinese er ahh Ancient Native American er ahh oh hell I learned it from The Great Pumpkin.

Miles Seven: " Wow really can you teach me how to do it?"

MAW TAZ WELL: " Sure but you have to do me one favor. Actually you have to do me seven favors one favor at a time."

Miles Seven: " Awesome man!! I'll do anything for you Chief Crazy Captain Christo!"

MAW TAZ WELL: " OK Miley, the first favor I am asking you to do me for is this. See if you can't assemble all your lady friends you trust from the country to assemble sometime between June 21st 2012 and September 21^st  2012 for the first ever running of the Orange Race. You are to tell no one of this vision you are having right now. Keep this a secret Miley. I am posting this vision you are having right now as I speak on the Internet, you know the same Internet that Al Gore invented. I am giving no vision to Al Gore only to you and your dad Billy Ray " Doc" Cyrus" Now if I see that anyone has messed this up on the Internet I will go after Al Gore and become The Punisher!!!"

Miles Seven:" Wow talk about an inconvenient truth! Ok Chief Crazy Captain Christo I will try. Any particular reason you are calling it the Orange Race and what is the occasion?"

MAW TAZ WELL: " I am in the process of gathering influential people together to help build a Theatrical Tree House for a young American Girl who has had a rough start in life and it will only get rougher unless we can band together to make a total American Dream come true.  The Orange Race is my homage

to the Great Pumpkin and also I will be teaching National Debt Training along the way.

Can I count on your support?"

Miles Seven: " Can I sing along the Orange Race?"

MAW TAZ WELL: " You can sing anywhere along mile seven.  There is 14 miles a day so

plan accordingly!"

Miles Seven : " Deal Chief Crazy Captain Christo I'll get the word out"

MAW TAZ WELL: " THANK YOU MILEY!"

And with that Munko Christo levitated back down to the ground at Disneyworld and let his S-Crew have their Seven Days of fun in Orlando. Meanwhile Chief Crazy Captain Christo decided to do a solo mission sail looking for Penelope Cruz. He had seven days to find her but where to look? Ah the search continues. This has been another abbreviated version of The Great Pumpkin Letters. Stay tuned for all of 2012 and beyond.


Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Roger Waters: When Linus Hit The Wall

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Roger Waters: When Linus Hits The Wall

In a stunning move of unabashed bravado, Chief Crazy Captain Christo
screamed at Roger Waters to play the song MOTHER.  for Linus Van Pelt
For the Great Pumpkin, for every child who still believes in the Great
Pumpkin.  You can see Roger Water's response right here, and you will
notice that Roger Waters was paying attention and he heard
Chief Crazy Captain Christo.  You can see him pointing right at Chief
Crazy Captain Christo at 00.07 in the video. 
And to that I, Chief Crazy Captain Christo will be
forever Grateful to Roger Waters.  One last thing Roger, if you ever pay
attention to these sort of things, Chief Crazy Captain Christo is asking you
to be one of the panels on a SIX PANEL RACE CARD ( Video Screens+++)
kind of like a Peanuts cartoon but with real famous musicians, including
another bass player by the name of Phil Lesh.
So Roger Waters what say you, will you be a part of the greatest communication
event in history, " How to Erase the National Debt" More details in 2011 so
please STAY TUNED.

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
aka
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. When Linus Hits THE WALL is the best part of It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie
Brown, so the next videos please enjoy!

In Search of--ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS

May 1st 2010
Author Christo Strom

In Search of ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS

Greetings everybody!

Christo Strom here with exciting news for everyone
who wants to become an

ORANGE RACE CARD ANGEL

Yes, there are actual steps to become one.
It aint easy so here is the steps to take.

You can sign up for details at

http://www.orangeracecardangels.com

On or about June 2010

Step by step instructions
to become an

ORANGE RACE CARD ANGEL

will be explained in emails once you sign up
It is that simple.
But like I said before it aint easy.

You see, to become an

ORANGE RACE CARD ANGEL

you have to believe there is a simple way
to erase the national debt together!

I'll stop right there because I know some of you
already said F*** That!

Well if you are one of those , you are already

DISQUALIFIED.

For those of you who want to find out more
sign up June 2010 to January 12th 2011

What? ( Rob Zombie's song thumpin in the background)

After January 12th 2011, you will have to wait till 2012
to sign up. Sorry but those are the rules and you need
to know there will be rules.

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. ( that's Pumpkin Script) The Great Pumpkin will
be so proud!

Snoopy Part 7 of 7: Joe " Cool " Mauer

April 19th 2010
Author Christo Strom
Special Post Alert Special Post Alert Special Post Alert

" Have I died and gone to heaven?
Today Joe "Cool" turns Twenty Seven
So on this day I thought I'd try
A little trick with Pumpkin Pie

So here we go for " Smokeless Joe"
A Twin Cities Favorite Hometown, yeah know
I now give you the Ultimate Pumpkin Letter
Great doesn't even describe this one
Because he keeps getting better and better

Snoopy Part 7 of 7 : Joe "Cool" Mauer
Enter Chief Crazy Captain Christo to start off
The Festivities>

For this , the longest version of the Great Pumpkin Letters,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo is going to throw in a curveball.
He will be shown here as Spike In Nine ( kind of like Frankenstein
but more of a Dogtown feel if you know what I mean!) Spike in
Nine will be shortened down to S.I.N.

Joe " Cool " Mauer, in a spectacular and thrilling change of pace,
will not be shown as Baby Jesus. But will be shown as J.C.

So without further ado or delays of game, I give you the Ultimate
version of The Great Pumpkin Letters in its entirety.
Author's note( this version might take all season long or perhaps
as long as Joe Mauer stays in the Game. Author has no control
over Joe's Career but wishes to offer this advice. STAY HEALTHY!)

S.I.N. " Happy Birthday Joe " Cool " Mauer. You know in dog years
you'd be like buried under the pitchers mound. Your twenty seven years
times seven you'd be like one hundred and eighty nine years"

J.C. -" Gee thanks a lot Chief Crazy Captain Christo. You sure know how
to make a guy feel old. How old are you in dog years, like a thousand?"

S.I.N. " More like two thousand Joe. You see I have been around the
block quite a few times. You could say I'm a Block Head."

J.C.-" So I'm just curious. Why are you writing The Great Pumpkin Letters
and what is with the J.C. and the S.I.N. in this Great Pumpkin Letter. It's
my birthday for heaven's sake"

S.I.N. - " Exactly Joe and I will wish you a happy birthday at the end. Now to
explain a little bit of why you are Snoopy Part 7 of 7. Well there are Seven versions
of who Snoopy is in The Great Pumpkin Letters. You see Joe, I chose you because
you represent the ultimate Snoopy. Number seven obviously that is your number.
You guard Home plate from trespassers ( the visiting team) Home plate reminds me
of Snoopy's doghouse and now that you and the Minnesota Twins are playing outdoors,
it is just a perfect fit. Plus you are a hometown hero. Also the bat you swing is made of
wood and I mean if the woods could talk there'd be the little birdy woodstock. You know
Joe " Cool " Mauer I think .....

J.C. " Sorry for interrupting Chief Crazy Captain Christo, but my family is arriving for the
big celebration. It was nice talking to you. Say how come you didn't say anything about my new salary?

S.I.N. - " Let's just say I have the utmost respect for what you do and who you are. Besides which I just started a new company called Orange Race Card Angels. My only job left on Earth is to see that I gather the right people together to eliminate the National Debt once and for all. Happy Birthday Joe " Cool " Mauer. With all my heart, I wish you many more!

Respectfully in Truth

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Every two months I will come back and edit this piece below the P.S ( that's Pumpkin Script) Now who wants Pumpkin Pie for dessert. I do I do! With lots of whipped cream and
a side of Circle Me Sure Bet!!!!

Orange Race Card Angels: Metal Wood Fire

Orange Race Card Angels: Metal Wood Fire
Author Christo Strom

April 17th 2010

In a Great Pumpkin Letter first, the format for today's Great Pumpkin Letter
is going to be to promote the Grand Opening of an offline business

Starting on January 4th 2011,

ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS

is going to be a major player in the TWIN CITIES MINNESOTA.

Metal Wood Fire is one of the twelve slogans that will be in place
by 1/4/11. Much explanations will be forthcoming in the next eight to
nine months so please Subscribe to my video channels to stay abreast
of all the happenings coming your way.

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. ( that's Pumpkin Script:) Stay Tuned Everyone, the National Debt
Clock is still ticking. Do you hear what it is saying to you?

Death ,Taxes and Frank Kern

April 15th 2010
Author Christo Strom

We interrupt the Alice Cooper Great Pumpkin Letter series until at least August 1st 2010
on the account that Chief Crazy Captain Christo is going into turbo mode. That literally
means that he is turbo charging his online presence to include videos and an offline business.
The offline business which is run in Minnesota has a grand opening of January 4th 2011
The name of it is ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS and it will be one of four hugely successful
startups that will be the envy of the world. What? ( Rob Zombie's song thumpin in the background
at Chief Crazy Captain Christo's many hideaways!) Don't believe me yet. Too Bad cause what other business do you know that is going to successfully eliminate the National Debt? Yeah that's right,
there isn't any.
So here it is the FRANK KERN DEATH TAXES GREAT PUMPKIN LETTER

Death Taxes and Frank Kern: Witch do you Prefer

Chief Crazy Captain Christo tackles the problem of Internet Marketers lack of

RESPECT. It came across the Mid-West area called the Midwest one particular sunny summer

day. Little did Frank Kern know but Chief Crazy Captain Christo does not take rejection very well. In fact, rejection is not in his vocabulary unless of course he is playing a GAME of basketball against Michael Jordan. You be the judge who would be rejected!

Back to the story, here goes the commentary floating on the Internet's Super slow mo- dial up.

It came back rejected. Try Again. Connect with SOL ( Slick Orange Lines) known to musicians as Slinky Online Licks or Guitar Strings for the functionally illiterate. Any who, Chief Crazy Captain Christo got a rejection letter from none other than Frank Kern's secretary. Wow! What a tremendous feeling! Like a barbed wire whipping post at Golgotha if you know what I mean. After meticulously trying to set Frank up and over deliver, the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo thought to himself,

“ You know, maybe Frank didn't quite get the gist of it. He probably thought I was trying to bring Mass Control to it's knees but quite the opposite really!”

Oh well! Not a problem, unlike Al Gore and Tony Robbins, I actually like Frank so here goes the message on MASS “I HAVE” CONTROL (author's note: to be read massive control!) . We interrupt the alleged conversation as it actually will take place in the year 2010 plus two.

C.C.C.Christo-” Hey Frank whazzzz up? Glad to see you escaped from Al Gore and Tony Robbins. What a couple of hack and wheezer geezers ey?”

F. RAKER ( Frank Kern's nickname for Raking in the Bucks) -” Yeah man, thanks for the heads up. I didn't realize how much Tony's clients were swearing till it all came to a head one day.”

C.C.C.Christo-” By the way Frank, I really appreciate the fact that you took the time out to mail me the rejection postcard. It showed you cared enough to acknowledge a pre-customer. As you know, I don't take rejection lightly. I learned that from Gwen Stefani from No Doubt. I got her to start her own film company called PenGwen Island. We deal only with air brush artists and models who aren't afraid to push the envelope if you know what I mean. Great musician that Gwen!

F.RAKER- “ How the hell did you get Gwen to do it?”

C.C.C.Christo-” Are you kidding me? I told her about it and she instantly was gyrating dollar signs. Her husband actually thanked me and said , “What would you like on your Tombstone?” I told him, Keep it simply stupid, mayaz!” Have you ever seen a rock star spray milk out of his nose?”

F.RAKER-” Wow I gotta right that one down! That's flippin awesome. Hey I gotta go Chief, you know an Internet Marketer gets no respect”

C.C.C.Christo- “ Hey Frank , I'd like to tell you a story about jumping ahead and avoiding the agony of defeat. I'm going to use some Native American imagery so bear with me hear. I'll type slowly because some of your readers may be a little slow to catch on. Ready Frank, this one story is about Bean's Jump. Long time ago when engineers were men and did not stare at goats, a young man decided to be the leader of men who were building a ski jump. The ski jump was a mighty ski jump. One that you had to take an elevator to the top. When you got off the elevator you had to climb some stairs to reach the tip top. When you arrived at the final destination, you could Ventura Highway a 360 degree panoramic view of Michigan and Canada. Now I don't know about you but as a kid I remember watching ABC Wild World of Sports and the announcer Jim McKay would say those immortal words, ...” and the agony of defeat” picturing the skier falling off the ski jump. Remember Frank?

At the bottom of the ski jump in Michigan is a plaque that names who built the jump. That is my grandfather and his nickname was 'BEAN' Thanks Frank for reminding me to have fun!

Go make a video Frank and let me know you understand that the respect you cherish is within yours and everyone's reach without the agony of defeat. Unless you are friends with Tellman Knudson, then I guess the agony of the feet is acceptable. “

This has been another installment of The Great Pumpkin Letters. Stay Tuned! Pumpkin Island Studios ( not a Redneck, but Orange and Green!)