Showing posts with label Writchristo. Show all posts
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Thursday, November 17, 2011

Orange Race : Summer Pumpkins with Writchristo


In a stunning turn of events, Chief Crazy Captain Christo
has finally come to his senses and has come back down
to Earth.  In the most thought provoking Great Pumpkin
Letter to date, he explains in PLAIN ENGLISH what must
be done to create a masterpiece.  Please forward this to 
all your girlfriends.  Thanks in advance! Now please read
and view carefully.  You might just experience something
you haven't experienced EVER! 


Just the facts Mam, part two
Monetary figures to get ready for the Orange Race.

DAY ONE
220 Women times $10,000.00 = $2,200,000.00
Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives One Person
who is the Trainer exactly:
$2,200,000.00 minus $880,000.00 = $1,320,000.00

DAY TWO
440 Women times $10,000.00 = $4,400,000.00
Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives One Person
who is the Trainer exactly:
$4,400,000.00 minus  $1,760,000.00 = $2,640,000.00

DAY THREE
660 Women times $10,000.00 = $6,600,000.00
Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives One Person
who is the Trainer exactly:
$6,600,000.00 minus $2,640,000.00 = $3,960,000.00

DAY FOUR
880 Women times $10,000.00 = $8,800,000.00
Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives One Person
who is the Trainer exactly:
$8,800,000.00 minus $3,520,000.00 = $5,280,000.00

DAY FIVE
1100 Women times $10,000.00 = $11,000,000.00
Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives One Person
who is the Trainer exactly:
$11,000,000.00 minus $4,400,000.00 = $6,600,000.00

*** DAY SIX ***
4500 Women times $10,000.00 = $45,000,000.00
Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives One Person
who is the Trainer exactly:
$45,000,000.00 minus $18,000,000.00 = $27,000,000.00

Now according to my calculations, Day Six would be a darn near
PERFECT DAY.
But , and I emphasize this so I am loud and clear, we are not shooting
for just one perfect day.  This is national debt training and if you are
going to be successful, you need to PLAN to be a success!
You do have to pay attention if you want to be the ONE PERSON who
is the Trainer.

Now I am going to teach you how to look for patterns in writing.
One of the best examples of this I put a little bit in my last post
called Orange Race Bear With Me.  Well, now I will put the whole
46 verses of MATTHEW and after that I will put up three videos.
It is up to you to figure out why?  OK here we go with

MATTHEW 25
25   Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto
ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to
meet the bridegroom.

2     And five of them were wise, and five were foolish.

3     They that were foolish took their lamps, and took
no oil with them:

4     But the wise took oil in their vessels with their
lamps.

5     While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered
and slept.

6     And at midnight there was a cry mad, Behold, the
bridegroom cometh; go ye out to meet him.

7     Then all those virgins arose, and trimmed their
lamps.

8     And the foolish said unto the wise, Give us your
oil; for our lamps are gone out.

9     But the wise answered, saying , Not so; lest there
be not enough for us and you: but go ye rather to
them that sell, and buy for yourselves.

10     And while they went to buy, the bridegroom
came; and they that were ready went in with him
to the marriage: and the door was shut.

11     Afterward came also the other virgins, saying,
Lord, Lord, open to us.

12     But he answered and said, Verily I say unto
you, I know you not.

13     Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day
nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.

14     For the kingdom of heaven is as a man
travelling into a far country, who called his own
servants, and delivered unto them his goods.

15     And unto one he gave five talents, to another
two, and to another one; to every man according
to his several ability; and straightway took his
journey.

16     Then he that had received the five talents
went and traded with the same, and made them
other five talents.

17     And likewise he that had received two, he
also gained other two.

18     But he that had received one went and digged
in the earth, and hid his lord’s money.

19     After a long time the lord of those servants
cometh, and reckoneth with him..

20     And so he that had received five talents came
and brought other five talents, saying, Lord, thou
deliveredst unto me five talents: behold, I have
gained beside them five talents more.

21     His lord said unto him, Well done, thou good
and faithful servant: thou hast been faithful over a
few things, I will make thee ruler over many things:
enter thou into the joy of thy lord.

22     He also that had received two talents came and
said, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me two talents:
behold, I have gained two other talents beside
them.

23     His lord said unto him, Well done, good and
faithful servant; thou hast been faithful over a few
things, I will make thee ruler over many things:
enter into the joy of thy lord.

24     Then he that had received the one talent
came and said, Lord, I knew thee that art an hard
man, reaping where thou hast not sown, and
gathering where thou hast not strawed:

25     And I was afraid, and went and hid thy
talent in the earth: lo, there thou hast that is
thine.

26     His lord answered and said unto him, Thou
wicked and slothful servant, thou knewest that
I reap where I sowed not, and gather where I
have not strawed:

27     Thou oughtest therefore to have put my
money to the exchangers, and then at my
coming I should have received mine own with
usury.

28     Take therefore the talent from him, and
give it to him which hath ten talents.

29     For unto every one that hath shall be
given, and he shall have abundance: but from
him that hath not shall be taken away even
that which he hath.

30     And cast ye the unprofitable servant  into
outer darkness: there shall be weeping and
gnashing of teeth.

31     When the Son of man shall come in his
glory, and all the holy angels with him, then
shall he sit on the throne of his glory:

32     And before him shall be gathered all
nations: and he shall separate them one
from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep
from the goats:

33     And he shall set the sheep on his right
hand, but the goats on the left.

34     Then shall the King say unto them on his
right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father,
inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the
foundation of the world:

35     For I was an hungred, and ye gave me
meat: I was thirsty and ye gave me drink: I was
a stranger, and ye took me in:

36     Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick and
ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto
me.

37     Then shall the righteous answer him, saying,
Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed
thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?

38     When we saw thee a stranger, and took
thee in? or naked, and clothed thee?

39     Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and
came unto thee?

40     And the King shall answer and say unto them,
Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done
it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye
have done it unto me.

41     Then shall he say also unto them on the left
hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting
fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

42     For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat:
I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:

43     I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked
and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye
visited me not.

44     Then shall they also answer unto him, saying,
Lord, when we saw thee an hungred, or athirst, or
a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did
not minister unto thee?

45     Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I
say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of
the least of these, ye did it not to me.

46     And these shall go away  into everlasting
punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.




Patterns in the words: In Matthew 25 I look for the pattern
of Virgins, Verily, Five, Two and One.

Respectfully in TRUTH,

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Get prepared.

Now as promised the three videos.  Figure out what is being said
here and you will be miles ahead in terms of National Debt Training
Good Luck!!!
























Thursday, September 29, 2011

Miley Cyrus 2012: Orange Race Pumpkin Style


Miley Cyrus 2012: Orange Race Pumpkin Style

Chief Crazy Captain Christo was busy sailing around the world in 2012 when his S-crew on his ship The Anada Know wanted to dock in the S-port in Miami Florida. So without hesitation because he knew the S-crew really wanted to go to Disneyworld to see Miley Cyrus perform, the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo did what any logical CC Captain would do. He made a midnight run to Daytona Beach and rammed the beach. With his S-crew safely on hard dry land, he hailed a rather large Hummer Limo to take the S-crew to Disneyworld for a little R and R. ( Author's note: R and R stands for Rock and Roll)

Upon entering the awesome theme park, he noticed that Miley Cyrus was performing there all week. He told his S-crew to be back on board the Anada Know in exactly Seven days. Every S-crew member rolled their eyes and said " Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye " The Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo got down on his knees in front of the S-crew and said a rather loud prayer for Randy Rhoads. He got back up and thanked the S-crew for remembering Randy but scolded them as well. You see when the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo is on a mission, he does not like to look back on the past for fear of the pains beating deep within his heart. As the S-crew said thank you for the week long fur low, Chief Crazy Captain Christo cleverly disguised himself as Munko Christo ( aka The O-Range Meek and Wild Munko Christo this time!!!)

He casually sauntered up to the stage where Miley Cyrus was performing some song about a party in the U.S.A. So Munko Christo did the unthinkable. He gyrated his gravitational flow and soared just above where Miley was singing. Her papa Billy Ray " Doc" Cyrus was just to the left of the stage. Munko Christo had to think fast. So there hovering above Miley's stage, was an O-Range Meek and Wild Munko Christo that only Miley and " Doc" could see.

Now for this conversation between Miley Cyrus and Munko Christo, Miley Cyrus has been given the name Miles Seven and Munko Christo is going by the name of MAW TAZ WELL. We pick up the conversation as Miley is looking heavenly and Munko Christo is doing his best to get her attention. Enjoy!


#Miley Cyrus "Hey look everyone a big ol bright orange b... on Twitpic



Miles Seven: " Hey look everyone a big ol bright orange blob of pumpkin goo is hovering over my head"



MAW TAZ WELL: " Ms. Miley, it is I, Chief Crazy Captain Christo. I have transformed myself into Munko Christo and keep singing while I talk to you Miley. Only you and your dad can see me right now. Hey what's up Doc?" Billy Ray Cyrus was speechless and I believe his knees were buckling.


You can only sing along Mile Seven in the Orange Race #Miley ... on Twitpic


Miles Seven: " Are you crazy?!! That is the coolest get up I have ever seen. How do you do that?"
MAW TAZ WELL" Ancient Chinese er ahh Ancient Native American er ahh oh hell I learned it from The Great Pumpkin.
Miles Seven: " Wow really can you teach me how to do it?"
MAW TAZ WELL: " Sure but you have to do me one favor. Actually you have to do me seven favors one favor at a time."
Miles Seven: " Awesome man!! I'll do anything for you Chief Crazy Captain Christo!"

MAW TAZ WELL: " OK Miley, the first favor I am asking you to do me for is this. See if you can't assemble all your lady friends you trust from the country to assemble sometime between June 21st 2012 and September 21st  2012 for the first ever running of the Orange Race. You are to tell no one of this vision you are having right now. Keep this a secret Miley. I am posting this vision you are having right now as I speak on the Internet, you know the same Internet that Al Gore invented. I am giving no vision to Al Gore only to you and your dad Billy Ray " Doc" Cyrus" Now if I see that anyone has messed this up on the Internet I will go after Al Gore and become The Punisher!!!"

Miles Seven:" Wow talk about an inconvenient truth! Ok Chief Crazy Captain Christo I will try. Any particular reason you are calling it the Orange Race and what is the occasion?"

MAW TAZ WELL: " I am in the process of gathering influential people together to help build a Theatrical Tree House for a young American Girl who has had a rough start in life and it will only get rougher unless we can band together to make a total American Dream come true.  The Orange Race is my homage
to the Great Pumpkin and also I will be teaching National Debt Training along the way.
Can I count on your support?"

Miles Seven: " Can I sing along the Orange Race?"

MAW TAZ WELL: " You can sing anywhere along mile seven.  There is 14 miles a day so
plan accordingly!"

Miles Seven : " Deal Chief Crazy Captain Christo I'll get the word out"

MAW TAZ WELL: " THANK YOU MILEY!"

And with that Munko Christo levitated back down to the ground at Disneyworld and let his S-Crew have their Seven Days of fun in Orlando. Meanwhile Chief Crazy Captain Christo decided to do a solo mission sail looking for Penelope Cruz. He had seven days to find her but where to look? Ah the search continues. This has been another abbreviated version of The Great Pumpkin Letters. Stay tuned for all of 2012 and beyond.


Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions