Joy Valencia = Don’t Wake the Lioness
In Chief Crazy Captain Christo’s finest hour, he took the
red eye
from Houston, Texas after a disasterous meeting with a young
singer from Texas.
Flying on the red eye from Texas, he landed
at LAX and proceeded in an orange Dodge Charger with Black
and Gold Lightning bolts on the hood, to search for one Joy
Valencia.
Now in case you have been living under ground or under a
rock,
Joy Valencia is, well, she’s hard to label within her
musical world.
But this is a story about the Great Pumpkin Letters and
Chief
Crazy Captain Christo knows how to Wake this Lioness.
I want to remind the readers of what happens when you try to
wake LINUS. You know
LINUS, he’s Charlie Brown’s friend and one of
the Peanuts gang.
Here take a look at the sleeping Linus before
we get back to the story.
Now, out of sheer luck, Chief Crazy Captain Christo happened
to run into
Joy Valencia in Los Angeles.
He had checked in earlier in the day at the
VEGAN Hotel in the hopes that the Orange Miracle he had
heard about
from reading the ONION was true. It wasn’t but out of sheer coincidence
there she was relaxing all by herself in the hotel’s JACUZZI
, surrounded
by Palm Trees and the beautiful white light of a full moon.
Here is the conversation between Chief Crazy Captain Christo
and Joy Valencia.
ENJOY. Joy Valencia’s name is JOY VAA ( Pronounced JOY VAY )
JOY VAA – “ Hey man what’s up? Nice night to be staying at
the VEGAN HOTEL
This hot tub is just what I need to relax. I have to lay down some vocals on my
next album and this gets me in the mood to really let loose
and belt out …..
Joy Valencia went on for another twenty minutes before she
stopped and said,
JOY VAA –“ Well enough about me, what are you doing in Los
Angeles and what is
your name?"
CCCChristo –“ My name is Chief Crazy Captain Christo and I
am writing a book called
the Orange Race. I am
in search of at least 72 female singers who would write a song
to compliment the 56 Chapters in each book”
JOY VAA –“ 56 Chapters?
How many books are you planning on writing? “
CCCChristo : “ Between 4 and 6 Books “
JOY VAA –“ And each Book has 56 Chapters?”
CCCChristo : “ Yes “
JOY VAA –“ And you want 72 female singer/songwriters ? But that doesn’t fit. You
are writing a book with 56 Chapters. 72 and 56 doesn’t make any sense”
CCCChristo : “ Some Chapters will have more than one song in
them.”
JOY VAA: “ OH ok I see, and you want me to write a song for
the Orange Race?”
CCCChristo: “ Well actually, you already did. Your song Don’t Wake the Lion will
fit in perfectly.”
JOY VAA : “ You already picked my song?”
CCCChristo :” That is if you agree. When you agree, then you will have entered
your
song in the Orange Race.
I will be able to write your part into the book and at the end
you will get a reward.”
JOY VAA :” What kind of reward?”
CCCChristo : “ Look over there?”
JOY VAA : “ Where?
All I see is Jeannie with her new boyfriend”
CCCChristo:” No, over there! You see that Orange Charger
with Black and Gold Lightning
Bolts on the hood?
Well, as part of the Orange Race, you will be able to pick out
something similar that I am sure your husband would be more
than thrilled to drive you
around in”
JOY VAA : “ Oh Hell no, that will be my baby!!!”
CCCChristo : “ Suit yourself Joy! But anyway, think about it ok. The Orange Race and
all the details will be coming shortly. For now I have to go. The Great Pumpkin Letters
has a lot of ground to cover. It was great meeting you here. Happy Halloween!”
And with that Chief Crazy Captain Christo was off on his
Country Wide adventure.
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
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