Happy Birthday to Fred
This next pumpkin letter was written I think subconsciously for this day.
It is a vision I had (DREAM VISION!!:)Last year so Fred Happy birthday Enjoy!
Dimebag's Black Tooth Grin- An Excerpt from The Great Pumpkin Letters
Chief Crazy Captain Christo is a character in a “Screen” play being written in Minnesota.
In honor of Darrell Abbott, a short narrative from Chief Crazy Captain Christo has begun.
We interrupt the conversation already in progress...
....C.C.C.Christo-” By order of The Great Pumpkin, all adults over the age of 21, are required by Halloween Night to prepare a Black Tooth Grin pumpkin ( no alcohol please and thank you!) to be seen by all the children on Trick or Treat Night. A lot of pumpkins are relying on you so don't disappoint The Great Pumpkin. The Great One has not been himself as of late so Cheer Him UP!”
A quiet hush spread quickly throughout the land, including Texas, where it is rumored even George W. Bush ( in a league of his own) was witnessed by plenty to be carving an exquisite Black Tooth Grinned pumpkin in honor of The DIME. Through the magic of eavesdropping, we heard ol Number 43 say, “ ....well I guess I can honor an ol Texas native whose heart was as big as Texas. Black Tooth Grin eh? Yeah, well he showed a lot of PRIDE in his DAMAGEPLAN. The least I can do is to follow The Great Pumpkin's orders.”
Later that same day the wind blew a piece of orange construction paper and all it had on it was a date in all BLACK letters. President GWB #43 looked at the paper and smiled. He was invited to meet with Chief Crazy Captain Christo. Because there in all black letters were the words:
“Chief Crazy Captain Christo cordially invites you to throw up the First jump ball in The Game Heard Round the World. Dates to be announced in the year 2010. BE like Helen BEE READY! And bring your BLACK TOOTH GRIN for the DIME”
Chief Crazy Captain Christo then remembered the time. Fourty Four expletives were seen exiting his mouth as if he were late for a very important date. C.C.C.Christo had better prepare for the years to come because a lot of work is still needed to be done. Tangled up in a Blu-ish haze of despair, the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo raised his hands and declared.
“ I have not yet begun to Fright “ Left out are more expletives. Halloween is a special night indeed so with a Black Tooth Grin and a little elbow grease and a new workout regiment only known to The Good C.C.C.Christo, a plan is emerging.
Chief Crazy Captain Christo then fell asleep for the span of seven minutes. He woke up shaking like a leaf and wrote down everything he could remember about The Black Tooth Grin visitation.
He still doesn't know why he was visited by such a CALM and TRUSTING SOUL.
Word for word C.C.C.Christo wrote down from the visit:
“This is where the music remains focused and loud. If you want to soar with eagles or jam with angels or whatever it is you want to do, dream big. I'm not going to promise anyone anything anymore.
All bets are off! The time has come to take the Bull by the Horns and build the GREATEST PLACE on EARTH. We see what you are doing and we love it! We all agree who you are building the stadium for and the reason behind it is magnificent. Just remember, when the time comes for you to take the stage, Full Speed Ahead OK Chief Crazy Captain Christo. We are all on your side for this ONE!. And
lastly, I got one question for ya. Ok Chief here it is: there's this being up here that no one can make heads or tails of who looks for all intensive purposes to be carrying the letter Y. He will not let anyone near to ask Y. At least I think he's a he! All that anyone can make out is a GRRRRR! And a close but no SEE GAR. Perhaps you might know who this is because he's scaring the hell out of everyone. Whoap Gotta Go now. We're pulling for you remember Full Speed Ahead.” The last thing Chief Crazy Captain Christo heard was “ Hey Black Tooth Grinner, I loved Hockey!”
When he finally woke up shaken but not stirred, Chief Crazy Captain Christo saw completely what must be done. With no time to lose, he headed for the stage door. A crowd was waiting and the crowd was full of Rich people. None of whom would ever be the same. The performance you have all been waiting for......Stay tuned! This has been another installment of The Great Pumpkin Letters.
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