Orange Race : Summer Pumpkins with Writchristo

In a stunning turn of events, Chief Crazy Captain Christo

has finally come to his senses and has come back down

to Earth.  In the most thought provoking Great Pumpkin

Letter to date, he explains in PLAIN ENGLISH what must

be done to create a masterpiece.  Please forward this to 

all your girlfriends.  Thanks in advance! Now please read

and view carefully.  You might just experience something

you haven't experienced EVER! 

Just the facts Mam, part two

Monetary figures to get ready for the Orange Race.

DAY ONE

220 Women times $10,000.00 = $2,200,000.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives One Person

who is the Trainer exactly:

$2,200,000.00 minus $880,000.00 = $1,320,000.00

DAY TWO

440 Women times $10,000.00 = $4,400,000.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives One Person

who is the Trainer exactly:

$4,400,000.00 minus  $1,760,000.00 = $2,640,000.00

DAY THREE

660 Women times $10,000.00 = $6,600,000.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives One Person

who is the Trainer exactly:

$6,600,000.00 minus $2,640,000.00 = $3,960,000.00

DAY FOUR

880 Women times $10,000.00 = $8,800,000.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives One Person

who is the Trainer exactly:

$8,800,000.00 minus $3,520,000.00 = $5,280,000.00

DAY FIVE

1100 Women times $10,000.00 = $11,000,000.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives One Person

who is the Trainer exactly:

$11,000,000.00 minus $4,400,000.00 = $6,600,000.00

*** DAY SIX ***

4500 Women times $10,000.00 = $45,000,000.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives One Person

who is the Trainer exactly:

$45,000,000.00 minus $18,000,000.00 = $27,000,000.00

Now according to my calculations, Day Six would be a darn near

PERFECT DAY.

But , and I emphasize this so I am loud and clear, we are not shooting

for just one perfect day.  This is national debt training and if you are

going to be successful, you need to PLAN to be a success!

You do have to pay attention if you want to be the ONE PERSON who

is the Trainer.

Now I am going to teach you how to look for patterns in writing.

One of the best examples of this I put a little bit in my last post

called Orange Race Bear With Me.  Well, now I will put the whole

46 verses of MATTHEW and after that I will put up three videos.

It is up to you to figure out why?  OK here we go with

MATTHEW 25

25   Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto

ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to

meet the bridegroom.

2     And five of them were wise, and five were foolish.

3     They that were foolish took their lamps, and took

no oil with them:

4     But the wise took oil in their vessels with their

lamps.

5     While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered

and slept.

6     And at midnight there was a cry mad, Behold, the

bridegroom cometh; go ye out to meet him.

7     Then all those virgins arose, and trimmed their

lamps.

8     And the foolish said unto the wise, Give us your

oil; for our lamps are gone out.

9     But the wise answered, saying , Not so; lest there

be not enough for us and you: but go ye rather to

them that sell, and buy for yourselves.

10     And while they went to buy, the bridegroom

came; and they that were ready went in with him

to the marriage: and the door was shut.

11     Afterward came also the other virgins, saying,

Lord, Lord, open to us.

12     But he answered and said, Verily I say unto

you, I know you not.

13     Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day

nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.

14     For the kingdom of heaven is as a man

travelling into a far country, who called his own

servants, and delivered unto them his goods.

15     And unto one he gave five talents, to another

two, and to another one; to every man according

to his several ability; and straightway took his

journey.

16     Then he that had received the five talents

went and traded with the same, and made them

other five talents.

17     And likewise he that had received two, he

also gained other two.

18     But he that had received one went and digged

in the earth, and hid his lord’s money.

19     After a long time the lord of those servants

cometh, and reckoneth with him..

20     And so he that had received five talents came

and brought other five talents, saying, Lord, thou

deliveredst unto me five talents: behold, I have

gained beside them five talents more.

21     His lord said unto him, Well done, thou good

and faithful servant: thou hast been faithful over a

few things, I will make thee ruler over many things:

enter thou into the joy of thy lord.

22     He also that had received two talents came and

said, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me two talents:

behold, I have gained two other talents beside

them.

23     His lord said unto him, Well done, good and

faithful servant; thou hast been faithful over a few

things, I will make thee ruler over many things:

enter into the joy of thy lord.

24     Then he that had received the one talent

came and said, Lord, I knew thee that art an hard

man, reaping where thou hast not sown, and

gathering where thou hast not strawed:

25     And I was afraid, and went and hid thy

talent in the earth: lo, there thou hast that is

thine.

26     His lord answered and said unto him, Thou

wicked and slothful servant, thou knewest that

I reap where I sowed not, and gather where I

have not strawed:

27     Thou oughtest therefore to have put my

money to the exchangers, and then at my

coming I should have received mine own with

usury.

28     Take therefore the talent from him, and

give it to him which hath ten talents.

29     For unto every one that hath shall be

given, and he shall have abundance: but from

him that hath not shall be taken away even

that which he hath.

30     And cast ye the unprofitable servant  into

outer darkness: there shall be weeping and

gnashing of teeth.

31     When the Son of man shall come in his

glory, and all the holy angels with him, then

shall he sit on the throne of his glory:

32     And before him shall be gathered all

nations: and he shall separate them one

from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep

from the goats:

33     And he shall set the sheep on his right

hand, but the goats on the left.

34     Then shall the King say unto them on his

right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father,

inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the

foundation of the world:

35     For I was an hungred, and ye gave me

meat: I was thirsty and ye gave me drink: I was

a stranger, and ye took me in:

36     Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick and

ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto

me.

37     Then shall the righteous answer him, saying,

Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed

thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?

38     When we saw thee a stranger, and took

thee in? or naked, and clothed thee?

39     Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and

came unto thee?

40     And the King shall answer and say unto them,

Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done

it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye

have done it unto me.

41     Then shall he say also unto them on the left

hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting

fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

42     For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat:

I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:

43     I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked

and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye

visited me not.

44     Then shall they also answer unto him, saying,

Lord, when we saw thee an hungred, or athirst, or

a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did

not minister unto thee?

45     Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I

say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of

the least of these, ye did it not to me.

46     And these shall go away  into everlasting

punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

Patterns in the words: In Matthew 25 I look for the pattern

of Virgins, Verily, Five, Two and One.

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of OrangeRace Card Angels

Head of AngelPromotions

P.S.

ORANGE RACE

Green Bay to Colorado Springs

Get prepared.

Now as promised the three videos.  Figure out what is being said

here and you will be miles ahead in terms of National Debt Training

Good Luck!!!

David Freese : Most Valuable Pumpkin Script

David Freese : Most Valuable Pumpkin Script

In an unprecedented move of bravado and fearlessness, Chief Crazy

Captain Christo decided to pay Saint Louis Cardinals third baseman and

recent Most Valuable Player in the 2011 World Series David Freese a

visit.  The Saint Louis Cardinals had just beaten the Texas Rangers in a

thrilling 7 game series .  David Freese had just been named Most Valuable

Player of the series by Commissioner Bud Selig and had finished up with all

his interviews for the night.  Chief Crazy Captain Christo disguised himself as

the LAST ORANGE BASEBALL ONFIELD reporter who carried with him a

Blinding Orange Camera Light and asked David Freese a few questions. 

For this conversation, David Freese will be known as PS 23 and Chief Crazy

Captain Christo will be known as LOBO LOCO.  ENJOY!

PS 23 : Wow, hey who keeps shining that bright orange light in my eyes. Would

you quit it I am blinded by the light!

LOBO LOCO : Mr Freese? David Freese?  Can I get you to answer a few questions for

the folks back home in Minnesota? 

PS 23: Minnesota? I’m not from Minnesota!  Besides which weren’t the Twins like

losers of 99 games this year?  ( JOE MAUER aka JOE COOL, did you hear what he just

said)

LOBO LOCO : Yeah so what’s your point.

PS 23: What’s my point? Are you kidding me? What’s my point? I was just named

MVP of the 2011 World Series baby!  I don’t want to talk about the Twins.  Are we

through here?

LOBO LOCO : Three more questions for you and then I will let you go as I am sure Jay

Leno is way more important.

PS 23 : OK Cool bro. Ask away.

LOBO LOCO : Seeing how you were just named the 2011 World Series MVP, what would

the MVP tell LINUS VAN PELT about wasting his time in the Pumpkin Patch waiting up all

night for the Great Pumpkin.

PS 23 : I’d tell that BLOCKHEAD to get his head in the game.  You can’t become the MVP of

the World Series by waiting around for your dream to come true.

LOBO LOCO:  That’s good advice Mr. Freese.  Next question for you.  All right, let’s go back

if we could to game 6 and it’s the bottome of the 9^th inning and the count is one ball and two

strikes.  One more strike and the Texas Rangers are World Series champions for the first time

in their team’s history.  You hit a triple.  Here let’s take a look.

LOBO LOCO ( continues) Now, it’s a well known fact that I have been looking for Penelope

Cruz for a long time in the Great Pumpkin Letters and it looked to me like Nelson Cruz

communicated to me that NOPE PENELOPE is not here Chief Crazy Captain Christo.  So,

instead of concentrating on catching the ball, he missed your routine hit and you get a

triple.  That’s how I see it.  Nelson Cruz should have been named MVP of the World Series

for MISSING VALUABLE POPUP.

PS 23 : What? ( Rob Zombie’s song thumping in the background!)

LOBO LOCO : That was just a little CRAZY humor. I’m just kidding.  No, I just want to bring you

to the moment where it is the bottom of the eleventh inning, you lead off the inning with your

now infamous solo home run to win the game.  Here is my question for you.  Did you know

that by some weird ass coincidence,David and Goliath, PSALM 23 AND a band who went by the name of

GRATEFUL DEAD predicted you would hit that home run?

PS 23: What? ( again Rob Zombie’s song is still thumping in the background)

Grateful Dead? PSALM 23 from the Bible? David and Goliath? What are you trying to say?  That I

am in the Bible?  This is too crazy for me!  Give me some proof.

LOBO LOCO : As far as the Bible is concerned, the 23^rd Psalm goes like this:

23   The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

2     He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still

waters.

3     He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the path of righteousness for

his name’s sake.

4     Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no

evil:  for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

5     Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies:  thou

anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

6     Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I

will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.

Now, your number is 23 and there are 6 verses in the PSALM with the 6

being Game 6.  Are you following me David?

PS 23 ( eyes riveted on Chief Crazy Captain Christo as he explains the TRUTH )

Yeah, go on Chief Crazy Captain Christo.  This is getting interesting.

LOBO LOCO : David and Goliath , this one is a little bit more complicated so bear

with me here.  Because Goliath was a Giant , we have to go back a year to

Edgar Renteria.  There’s a song named Touch of Gray by the band Grateful Dead

that goes,  I know the rent is in arrears, the dog has not been fed in years….

It’s even worse than it appears. 

PS 23 : What does that have to do with David and Goliath?  I’m not exactly sure but

didn’t David take a stone out of his sling and hit Goliath in the middle of the forehead

to kill him.   Oh wait, I get it.  You’re saying my Louisville Slugger, is like the sling…

LOBO LOCO : SLING === Slugger Louisville In Nailing Goliath === SLING === Saint

Louis’s Incredibly Nice Guy  FOREHEAD would be Center Field in Saint Louis. BOOM!

PS 23 : Stop it you are going to make me cry!

LOBO LOCO : There’s no crying in baseball.  And finally again the band GRATEFUL DEAD

in Alabama Getaway, didn’t you have to walk away from Alabama before you finally

arrived back to your home in Saint Louis?

PS 23 : This is unbelievable , how did you know that?

LOBO LOCO : Joe Buck and Tim McCarver aren’t the only ones who know baseball you

know.

PS 23:  Hey thanks a lot man.  This has been real enlightening.  But I heard once that you

were never supposed to discuss religion or the Great Pumpkin. 

LOBO LOCO:  That may be true but hear what else is true.  The Living Word of God is not

a religion.  It’s a WAY OF LIFE much like the Orange Race will be! Much like baseball
is to you and your family.

PS 23:  Ok are we done here?  What did you say , the Orange Race?

LOBO LOCO : One last question,  There is something I am organizing called the Orange Race

that will start in Green Bay Wisconsin and go to Colorado Springs in the year 2012.

PS 23 , interrupting Chief Crazy Captain Christo, : Let me guess, you want me to bring my

Corvette along?

LOBO LOCO : No, that’s not it.  You will be playing baseball again and I’m sure you will be

too busy to attend.  Would you do me a favor and go to Texas in the off season and pick

up a CJAYE LeROSE and give her a spin in your new Corvette?  She is a country singin Chick

from Texas and didn’t know about Corvette being from Bowling Green Kentucky.

PS 23 : She’s not going to attack me is she?

LOBO LOCO:  I’ll tell you what I will do.  I will put up a block of six videos.
Just so you know that would be a first and

I am dubbing it the BLOCKHEAD video collection for David Freese.  It has been nice meeting

you here Mr. Freese and congratulations on being named the

MOST VALUABLE PUMPKIN in the short history so far of the Great Pumpkin Letters.  Now

the interview is over.  Have fun on Jay Leno and remember to look out for CJAYE LEROSE.

PS 23 :  AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE CAPTAIN Christo!

This has been a very special HALLOWEEN EDITION 2011 of the Great Pumpkin Letters.

Now as promised here are the 6 BLOCKHEAD VIDEOS for:

#23 St. Louis Cardinals 3^rd Baseman

DAVID FREESE

Respectfully in TRUTH

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. ( that’s Pumpkin Script! ) HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2011 from St. Paul to St. Louis!!!!!

and yes down to Texas and to the East and to the West and everywhere on Earth!

Albert Pujols : Left Field Eyeore and 100 Acre Pumpkin Patch

Albert Pujols : Left Field Eyeore and the 100 Acre Pumpkin Patch

     Chief Crazy Captain Christo had to think fast.  Halloween 2011 was fast

approaching and Penelope Cruz was no where in sight. So he did the

unthinkable.  He disguised himself as a blade of green grass in left field

at the 2011 World Series.  It was Game three between the Texas Rangers

and the Saint Louis Cardinals.  He stood in Left Field right under the E

in the GEICO sign.  Albert Pujols had already hit two home  runs and it

was the bottom of the seventh inning.  Nelson Cruz was up to bat and

then it hit him.  Pure Genius in the 7^th Inning.  He was just about to

transform from a blade of Green Grass to the Orange Blob of Baseball

Light when Chief Crazy Captain Christo looked behind him and saw a fan

slowly winding up to throw something.  He had to move fast in order to

protect the St. Louis Cardinals Matt Holliday from certain disaster.  So

he froze time and everything in it and casually walked up to Albert Pujols

who was playing 1^st base at the time.

Now here is the conversation between Albert Pujols and Chief Crazy Captain

Christo. Albert Pujols is going by the name of Sluggy Bear and Chief Crazy

Captain Christo is going as L.F. iKNOW.  Please enjoy this spoof of the Great

Pumpkin Letters at the World Series 2011.

Sluggy Bear, looking around at everything frozen in time, except  an Orange

Blob of Baseball Light, spoke first: “ What the hell is going on here?”

L F iKNOW, singing, “ It’s a Joe Buck dancers choice my friend , you  better take

my advice, you know all the rules by now and the fire from the ice.”

Sluggy Bear: “ Wow, I must be tripping. An Orange Blob of Baseball Light that is

singing out of tune and it mentioned Joe Buck”

LF iKNOW : Hey Albert it is I Chief Crazy Captain Christo .  Look I’ve only got one

chance to do this right so here it is.  Look out in the Left Field bleachers and the

person that is the seventh person from the left is going to throw a ball at Matt

Holliday.  He would have hit him squarely on the head but I want you to notice

that I am keeping with a theme during the Great Pumpkin Letters.  I already know

that Warren Buffett was a no show so he’s out.  Anyways, watch very closely at the

projection of the ball that is thrown in left field.

Sluggy Bear: What like some kind of game of charades?  I am supposed to figure out

a word from the trajectory of the throw?

LF iKNOW : Yes Albert, and I will give you a hint.  He plays a Donkey in the Winnie the

Pooh story.”

Sluggy Bear, getting irate, “ Wait just a cotton picking minute here.  Are you making

fun of my name because you think it sounds like a children’s story Bears Ass?”

LF iKNOW : Pay attention Albert, by the way two games from now you will miss the

third base coaches sign in a Cardinal loss, now pay attention Mr. Pujols this is pure genius!

Sluggy Bear: “ It sounded like you said POOH Genius but Ok Ok sorry

Mr. Orange Blob of Baseball Light. I will watch the throw

from left field and give you my answer.  I am ready for you to unfreeze time so I can

see."

What was the  Orange Blob of Baseball Light trying to get through to Albert Pujols?

Will Penelope Cruz ever be found? And why wasn't Tim "Pumpkin "McCarver 
mentioned in this story about baseball? Stay tuned for you never know what will happen

with Chief Crazy Captain Christo.  This has been another edition of the Great Pumpkin

Letters.  Please read responsibly.

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

Lady and Grateful Big Man's Pumpkin Sax

In a Great Pumpkin Letters first, there will be no mention of the Great Pumpkin

or the search for Penelope Cruz. Chief Crazy Captain Christo will resume his search

in the next Great Pumpkin Letters . No, this time the attention goes to one

Clarence Clemons.  Please remember Clarence and the contributions he gave

to the music world.  I’ll let Lady Gaga explain the rest in a speech. Enjoy!

LADY GAGA said,

" I should have filmed the evening at the studio. Dad, remember? I wrote this song called ‘The Edge Of Glory,’ and I wrote it about my grandfather while he was dying last year. And my first experience with music was my father playing vinyl of the E-Street Band. My dad used to swing me around the living room while gravy was boiling in the kitchen, and then he used to cry. And he would run out of the room and my mother would follow him, and I would say, ‘Mommy, why is Daddy crying?’ And I would hear, ‘Because someday she’s going to fall in love with another man and leave me.’ And it was to the sound of ‘Thunder Road.’

When I wrote ‘The Edge of Glory,’ and when I finished the song, I told my friends and my father  — I said, ‘There’s something missing.’ And they said, ‘Well, what is it?’ And I said, ‘Well I’ve been through so many challenges and so many obstacles along the way that although I am very young I don’t remember what my youth sounds like.’ But Clarence and the sound of his saxophone – that was the sound of my youth. It was the only instrument and the only poetry that described the way I felt when I was five and when I was six and when my Dad told me about growing up in New Jersey and what it was like to see Bruce on the boardwalk and make out with girls on the beach.

I wish everyone could have been there when Clarence played. He played in that studio with me – Victoria, you remember – it was like he was 25 years old. Not a hitch, not nothing He took his hat off and let his dreadlocks go.

And for the brief time that I knew him – and for those of you that know him very well – you know that his heart is so wide. He envelops you with this huge spirit, if you let him. And I knew that it was destiny. And I knew that every time the song played that my grandpa was looking down and thanking me for not the gift that I had given to my fans, but the gift that I had given to my father by having Clarence on that record.

When he came to the Monster Ball, Clarence stood up. And Victoria said, ‘He stood up, Gaga! And he was dancing!’

So tonight, as much as I appreciate this award for me, I believe that the true woman of the year is Victoria. You are very strong – and you’ve been stronger for longer than this year. You are a rainbow and tonight I wear not just what Clarence gave me [a hairpiece] but I wear what you have given me [a bracelet]. I will never forget the way that you’ve not just touched my life, but Victoria — there’s only one thing that Italian girls want to do. We just want to make our Dads proud.

So may The Big Man live on forever. There is no edge when it comes to Clarence’s glory."

.....
And now a word from our author....with a nod to Bob Dylan and Jerry Garcia and Clarence Clemons.




A saxophone someplace far off played
As she was walking on by a Jersey arcade
As the light bust through an Orange Pumpkin shade where he was waking up
She dropped a coin into the cup of The Big Man at the gate
And forgot about a simple twist of fate.


Respectfully in TRUTH,

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

 






 

Jesus, Crazy , Jobs with PAP oChristo

Jesus, Crazy , Jobs with PAP oChristo

In the most outrageous Great Pumpkin Letter to date, Chief

Crazy Captain Christo has called an emergency council meeting

of the Past Pumpkin Healers together to decide what to do with

the former Apple Boss Steve Jobs. 

For those of you who are just coming out of a coma, Steve Jobs

recently passed away and is now residing in Pumpkin Ville and is

feeling a little bit lost.  You see, Mr. Jobs thought he was going to

be in Apple Heaven after he died.  He has been down in the dumps

for days on end and has even been heard to say about Pumpkin Ville,

“ And one more thing, this totally bytes.  Pumpkin Ville should be

completely wiped off the map.  If this was like Silicon Valley, I’d

show them one more thing or two!!!”

It was at the moment Steve Jobs said bytes that Chief Crazy Captain

Christo sprung into action.  Calling on the Past Pumpkin Healers, he

sent the message through the air to Jesus and Crazy Horse to meet

in the CENTER of PUMPKIN VILLE.  Once seated, the two GREATEST

PUMPKIN HEALERS of all time, Jesus and Crazy Horse confronted

Steve Jobs on his lack of emotion on being a part of Pumpkin Ville.

Jesus and Crazy Horse waited for Chief Crazy Captain Christo to arrive

on his Orange and Black Fast Tracker Truck Skateboard.  The two

pumpkin healers could only grin as they saw the cloud of dust that

would have made Pigpen proud.  Racing straight down the hill in a

bonzai stance, Chief Crazy Captain Christo was the picture of pure

insanity.  Reaching speeds of over 800 miles per hour, yes you read

that right 800 Miles per hour, he slowly put on the air brakes and

came to a complete stop.  Everyone, including Steve Jobs, marveled

at the calm, cool and collected nature of Chief Crazy Captain Christo.

Giving a high five to the GREAT PUMPKIN, Chief Crazy Captain Christo

looked around and stated, 

“ So this is the great Saint Stephen “

Now for the conversation between Chief Crazy Captain Christo, Jesus,

Crazy Horse and Steve Jobs.  For this conversation, Jesus’ name has

been changed to FAITH, Crazy Horse’s name has been changed to

HOPE, Chief Crazy Captain Christo’s name has been changed to

ORANGE DUDE and Steve Jobs name has been changed to

 CRAPPLE.  Enjoy the show!!!

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CRAPPLE : idemand to know why Apple is not celebrated here in

Pumpkin Ville.  I worked all my life trying to make life easier for

people on Earth with the iMac, the iPad, the iTunes, the iPhone.

Here you morons, take a look at my speech at Stanford.”

It was after Steve Jobs ( aka CRAPPLE ) had his say, that JESUS

spoke thus,

FAITH : idemanded nothing of you CRAPPLE yet you insisted on

thinking different.   Behold, I come as a thief. Blessed is he that

watcheth, and keepeth his garments, lest he walk naked, and they

see his shame.

HOPE : FAITH, ibelieve that was my line.  I’m the thief here remember.

I am the thief of one hundred horses.  Come on FAITH get with the program

ORANGE DUDE : FAITH, HOPE is right.  Remember FAITH and HOPE why icalled

us all together.  Steve Jobs deserves an answer as to why he is crashing

every night in PUMPKIN VILLE.  He has no clue as to why PUMPKIN VILLE

even exists.  iam counting on you FAITH and HOPE to give CRAPPLE the

answer he is seeking.

CRAPPLE : Enough with the FAITH HOPE and CRAPPLE name calling. Why

cant’t you call us by our real names. My name is Steve Jobs and iran Apple.

isee Jesus and Crazy Horse and you Chief Crazy Captain Christo.,

WHO ARE YOU? Who who who who?

ORANGE DUDE : FAITH and HOPE, ican see this is going to take longer than

ithought.  it is time for drastic action.  Release the iperfection quota in

rounds of 360,000 and let Mr. CRAPPLE in on the greatest Halloween

legend ever produced.  It is called the PAP oCHRISTo

in Unison both FAITH and HOPE chimed in iiCaptain.  For FAITH and HOPE

knew that Mr.CRAPPLE  still had a lot of pent up apprehension about landing

in Pumpkin Ville.

After all, everyone on Earth just lost their JOBS.  But the voices in

Pumpkin Ville all chimed in to make an exquisite bright ORANGE iSing on

the Cake Cloud as they sang to Mr CRAPPLE

iCan see candy now the pain is gone

iCan see all Pumpkin Pies in my way.

It was when Steve Jobs looked around and opened his eyes FOR REAL

in Pumpkin Ville that he exclaimed ,

CRAPPLE :  iCare is all around me here. HMM,

maybe Chief Crazy Captain Christo isn’t such an iCLOD after all.  What did

he say his name was the ORANGE DUDE. 

After Steve Jobs got over his iNITIAL shock of being in Pumpkin Ville he

decided that he really did have a lot more to learn about LIFE and LOVE

that he didn’t even know existed.  Chief Crazy Captain Christo left

Jesus, Crazy Horse and Steve Jobs in Pumpkin Ville to iRON out some

more details.  Those three are going to be busy for awhile as they will

be working together , hmm iDON’T know, probably for iNFINITY times

three to get PUMPKIN VILLE ready for the next iPARTY Pooper to come

through.  As Chief Crazy Captain Christo was leaving Pumpkin Ville, he

remembered why he left.  He was determined to find PENELOPE CRUZ

come hell or high water.

Stay tuned to see if Chief Crazy Captain Christo ever finds the one and

only PENELOPE “ PUMPKIN “ CRUZ.

iRespectfully in iTRUTH,

iAuthor Christo Strom

iSole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

iHead of Angel Promotions

P.S. On a much lighter ( and ORANGE ) note, if you are interested

in forming the CIRCLE OF LIGHT , the Orange Race will be running

in four states oHOPEFULLYo in 2012.  Wisconsin, Iowa, Nebraska and

Colorado.  Health and Wealth . See you there!

Orange Race : Orianthi's Guitar and Alice's Cane

Orange Race: Orianthi’s Finnieston Frankenstein

In a rare and increasingly dangerous fashion, Chief Crazy Captain

Christo went from the 1800’s with Alicia Keys to a slightly futuristic

concert appearance with Orianthi.

You see on Halloween 2011, Orianthi will be playing guitar for the

Alice Cooper band over in Scotland. Finnieston Glasgow, Scotland           

at the Clyde Auditorium to be exact.

So Chief Crazy Captain Christo disguised himself as the Orange Blob

of Light and boarded a cruise ship named the IRONIC.  Once aboard,

he said his prayers that no icebergs would damage the hull like the

TITANIC.  He got to his cabin and decided to stay there and sleep.

Once asleep, the nightmare began.  The ship did indeed hit an iceberg

and began to sink.  Chief Crazy Captain Christo jumped up and ran

out on the deck.  Pandemonium was everywhere.  People were

jumping overboard and landing in the frigid Atlantic Ocean.

He looked around and heard a rather loud band on deck playing

a song he had never heard before.  He looked closer and there she

was playing guitar.  It was Orianthi and next to her was a tuxedo

clad Alice Cooper with top hat and rocking cane. 

Now here is the conversation as it went down between Orianthi,

Alice Cooper and Chief Crazy Captain Christo.

Orianthi’s name has been shortened to OR.

Alice Cooper’s name has been shortened to AL

and Chief Crazy Captain Christo’s name has been shortened to

JUST PLAIN CRAZY.  Enjoy!

OR: Are you Chief Crazy Captain Christo?

JUST PLAIN CRAZY : Yes I am but you and Alice were supposed to be

in Glasgow Scotland tonight.  I was going to surprise you as the Orange

Blob of White Lightning Fire as a special trick I learned hanging out with…

Alice Cooper interrupted JUST PLAIN CRAZY

AL: Orange Blob of White Lightning Fire ey?  Who put you up to this?

Is Rob Zombie going to jump out and say BOO!!!???

JUST PLAIN CRAZY: No, I do my own special effects.  Why aren’t you in

Scotland on Halloween?  Isn’t it about show time?

OR: We are in Scotland.  This is just a figment of your imagination. You are

sleeping right now. You were worried that the cruise ship IRONIC was

going to hit an iceberg.  Well, it did and Alice and I just showed up to

tell you that you had better grab a hold of my guitar and Alice’s Cane.

We are in charge of our own special effects.  Ready, Chief, Hang on!

Chief Crazy Captain Christo was treated to a rocking great show in Scotland

thanks to Orianthi’s Guitar and Alice Cooper’s Cane.  He did wake up with

a bump on his head though and a note from Alice.  It read Happy Halloween

now GET OFF MY STAGE, I’ve got a show to do!  But before he left, he asked

Orianthi to write a 3 or 4 Minute song for the Orange Race. 

So Chief Crazy Captain Christo decided to fly back to the States and resume

his search for Penelope Cruz.  Will he ever find her in time to save the Great

Pumpkin?  Stay Tuned!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

Orange Race : Alicia Keys meets Crazy Christo

Orange Race : Alicia Keys meets Crazy Christo

Chief Crazy Captain Christo is rummaging through his schedule for 2012 and notices that Alicia Keys is hitting her stride. In his greatest appearance of this year, the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo has set aside this day to get in contact with the suite songstress Alicia Keys. He disguises himself as The O-Range Blob of Light. Only this time, he throws in a NING. So to get my readers up to speed, it is pronounced The O-Range Blob of Lightnin G. It really can't be described because it has to be experienced. Alicia Keys is about to become experienced. Her name has been changed to ALIKE because I don't know her well enough to say ALOVE. So without further adulations, I bring you the conversation between Chief Crazy Captain Christo and Alicia Keys. Alicia is on stage at one of her brilliant concerts when a blinding O-Range light casually appears before her.

ALIKE: " Awwright who's got the orange light shinin in my face. Please stop! I can't see the keys on my piano. Oh wow this isn't happening to me. I'm going blind like Stevie Wonder. "

O-Range Blob of Lightnin G: " Relax Alicia. It is only me. I am Chief Crazy Captain Christo. I have been sent here by my higher power whom I like to call The Great One. Everyone else knows him as The Great Pumpkin. "

ALIKE: " You mean the Charles Schultz, Lucy pulls the football on Charlie Brown, Linus waits all night in the field with what's her name... uh uh..."

O-Range Blob of Lightnin G: " Charlie's little sister Sally Brown"

ALIKE: " Yeah Yeah Yeah, that one. So what on Earth are you doing on my stage while I am in the middle of a concert in front of 29,000 people who paid good money to see me sing my songs. I don't have time for this man. Please get off my stage."

As soon as she said that The O-Range Blob of Lightnin G transported Ms. Alicia Keys to another dimension in time. In the blink of an eye, Alicia Keys was in Omaha Nebraska. She was no longer on stage where she is the most comfortable. This time and for the first time in The Great Pumpkin Letter history, time went backwards to the 1800's . Alicia Keys was frightened out of her wits. She was on a stagecoach going through Omaha Nebraska.

ALIKE: " Please Chief Crazy Captain Christo, please take me back. I don't want to look. It is too painful."

O-Range Blob of Lightnin G: " Alicia look at me. If I take you back to your comfort zone, will you do me a favor."

ALIKE: " Yes anything you ask anything. Just get me out of here. Please Chief I am begging you. What do you want me to do?"

O-Range Blob of Lightnin G: " Two things really. First thing is to help me get the word out about building an Orange Circle of Light during the Orange Race. It is really a huge undertaking and I will need your help. Second, and this is the most important part. Would you come up on stage with me and help me sing a song for all those particiapating in the Orange Race? Those are the two things that would mean the most to me and if ever I needed help would you consider doing these things?"

ALIKE: " Yes, I will do that! Whew, for a minute there I thought you were going to say something else. Hey Chief Crazy Captain Christo. Why did you take me back to Omaha Nebraska in the 1800's. That was the most terrifying stagecoach ride I have ever been on. And what does this have to do with The Great Pumpkin?"

O-Range Blob of Lightnin G: " Well Ms Keys, I am so glad you asked. But this one defies any explanation. How long did it take you to go from being on stage at your concert to where I just took you?'

ALIKE: " I don't know maybe a couple of minutes"

O-Range Blob of Lightnin G: " Exactly! Happy Halloween in advance Alicia. See you later!"

And with that Chief Crazy Captain Christo safely returned Alicia Keys to her adoring fans. But what

was it that frightened Alicia Keys?  And who was surrounding her stage coach in Omaha

Nebraska?

Stay Tuned for more to come!

Respectfully in TRUTH

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. Orange Race needs Women Artists in the Summer of 2012