Jesus, Crazy , Jobs with PAP oChristo

Jesus, Crazy , Jobs with PAP oChristo

In the most outrageous Great Pumpkin Letter to date, Chief

Crazy Captain Christo has called an emergency council meeting

of the Past Pumpkin Healers together to decide what to do with

the former Apple Boss Steve Jobs. 

For those of you who are just coming out of a coma, Steve Jobs

recently passed away and is now residing in Pumpkin Ville and is

feeling a little bit lost.  You see, Mr. Jobs thought he was going to

be in Apple Heaven after he died.  He has been down in the dumps

for days on end and has even been heard to say about Pumpkin Ville,

“ And one more thing, this totally bytes.  Pumpkin Ville should be

completely wiped off the map.  If this was like Silicon Valley, I’d

show them one more thing or two!!!”

It was at the moment Steve Jobs said bytes that Chief Crazy Captain

Christo sprung into action.  Calling on the Past Pumpkin Healers, he

sent the message through the air to Jesus and Crazy Horse to meet

in the CENTER of PUMPKIN VILLE.  Once seated, the two GREATEST

PUMPKIN HEALERS of all time, Jesus and Crazy Horse confronted

Steve Jobs on his lack of emotion on being a part of Pumpkin Ville.

Jesus and Crazy Horse waited for Chief Crazy Captain Christo to arrive

on his Orange and Black Fast Tracker Truck Skateboard.  The two

pumpkin healers could only grin as they saw the cloud of dust that

would have made Pigpen proud.  Racing straight down the hill in a

bonzai stance, Chief Crazy Captain Christo was the picture of pure

insanity.  Reaching speeds of over 800 miles per hour, yes you read

that right 800 Miles per hour, he slowly put on the air brakes and

came to a complete stop.  Everyone, including Steve Jobs, marveled

at the calm, cool and collected nature of Chief Crazy Captain Christo.

Giving a high five to the GREAT PUMPKIN, Chief Crazy Captain Christo

looked around and stated, 

“ So this is the great Saint Stephen “

Now for the conversation between Chief Crazy Captain Christo, Jesus,

Crazy Horse and Steve Jobs.  For this conversation, Jesus’ name has

been changed to FAITH, Crazy Horse’s name has been changed to

HOPE, Chief Crazy Captain Christo’s name has been changed to

ORANGE DUDE and Steve Jobs name has been changed to

 CRAPPLE.  Enjoy the show!!!

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CRAPPLE : idemand to know why Apple is not celebrated here in

Pumpkin Ville.  I worked all my life trying to make life easier for

people on Earth with the iMac, the iPad, the iTunes, the iPhone.

Here you morons, take a look at my speech at Stanford.”

It was after Steve Jobs ( aka CRAPPLE ) had his say, that JESUS

spoke thus,

FAITH : idemanded nothing of you CRAPPLE yet you insisted on

thinking different.   Behold, I come as a thief. Blessed is he that

watcheth, and keepeth his garments, lest he walk naked, and they

see his shame.

HOPE : FAITH, ibelieve that was my line.  I’m the thief here remember.

I am the thief of one hundred horses.  Come on FAITH get with the program

ORANGE DUDE : FAITH, HOPE is right.  Remember FAITH and HOPE why icalled

us all together.  Steve Jobs deserves an answer as to why he is crashing

every night in PUMPKIN VILLE.  He has no clue as to why PUMPKIN VILLE

even exists.  iam counting on you FAITH and HOPE to give CRAPPLE the

answer he is seeking.

CRAPPLE : Enough with the FAITH HOPE and CRAPPLE name calling. Why

cant’t you call us by our real names. My name is Steve Jobs and iran Apple.

isee Jesus and Crazy Horse and you Chief Crazy Captain Christo.,

WHO ARE YOU? Who who who who?

ORANGE DUDE : FAITH and HOPE, ican see this is going to take longer than

ithought.  it is time for drastic action.  Release the iperfection quota in

rounds of 360,000 and let Mr. CRAPPLE in on the greatest Halloween

legend ever produced.  It is called the PAP oCHRISTo

in Unison both FAITH and HOPE chimed in iiCaptain.  For FAITH and HOPE

knew that Mr.CRAPPLE  still had a lot of pent up apprehension about landing

in Pumpkin Ville.

After all, everyone on Earth just lost their JOBS.  But the voices in

Pumpkin Ville all chimed in to make an exquisite bright ORANGE iSing on

the Cake Cloud as they sang to Mr CRAPPLE

iCan see candy now the pain is gone

iCan see all Pumpkin Pies in my way.

It was when Steve Jobs looked around and opened his eyes FOR REAL

in Pumpkin Ville that he exclaimed ,

CRAPPLE :  iCare is all around me here. HMM,

maybe Chief Crazy Captain Christo isn’t such an iCLOD after all.  What did

he say his name was the ORANGE DUDE. 

After Steve Jobs got over his iNITIAL shock of being in Pumpkin Ville he

decided that he really did have a lot more to learn about LIFE and LOVE

that he didn’t even know existed.  Chief Crazy Captain Christo left

Jesus, Crazy Horse and Steve Jobs in Pumpkin Ville to iRON out some

more details.  Those three are going to be busy for awhile as they will

be working together , hmm iDON’T know, probably for iNFINITY times

three to get PUMPKIN VILLE ready for the next iPARTY Pooper to come

through.  As Chief Crazy Captain Christo was leaving Pumpkin Ville, he

remembered why he left.  He was determined to find PENELOPE CRUZ

come hell or high water.

Stay tuned to see if Chief Crazy Captain Christo ever finds the one and

only PENELOPE “ PUMPKIN “ CRUZ.

iRespectfully in iTRUTH,

iAuthor Christo Strom

iSole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

iHead of Angel Promotions

P.S. On a much lighter ( and ORANGE ) note, if you are interested

in forming the CIRCLE OF LIGHT , the Orange Race will be running

in four states oHOPEFULLYo in 2012.  Wisconsin, Iowa, Nebraska and

Colorado.  Health and Wealth . See you there!