Orange Race : Orianthi's Guitar and Alice's Cane

Orange Race: Orianthi’s Finnieston Frankenstein

In a rare and increasingly dangerous fashion, Chief Crazy Captain

Christo went from the 1800’s with Alicia Keys to a slightly futuristic

concert appearance with Orianthi.

You see on Halloween 2011, Orianthi will be playing guitar for the

Alice Cooper band over in Scotland. Finnieston Glasgow, Scotland           

at the Clyde Auditorium to be exact.

So Chief Crazy Captain Christo disguised himself as the Orange Blob

of Light and boarded a cruise ship named the IRONIC.  Once aboard,

he said his prayers that no icebergs would damage the hull like the

TITANIC.  He got to his cabin and decided to stay there and sleep.

Once asleep, the nightmare began.  The ship did indeed hit an iceberg

and began to sink.  Chief Crazy Captain Christo jumped up and ran

out on the deck.  Pandemonium was everywhere.  People were

jumping overboard and landing in the frigid Atlantic Ocean.

He looked around and heard a rather loud band on deck playing

a song he had never heard before.  He looked closer and there she

was playing guitar.  It was Orianthi and next to her was a tuxedo

clad Alice Cooper with top hat and rocking cane. 

Now here is the conversation as it went down between Orianthi,

Alice Cooper and Chief Crazy Captain Christo.

Orianthi’s name has been shortened to OR.

Alice Cooper’s name has been shortened to AL

and Chief Crazy Captain Christo’s name has been shortened to

JUST PLAIN CRAZY.  Enjoy!

OR: Are you Chief Crazy Captain Christo?

JUST PLAIN CRAZY : Yes I am but you and Alice were supposed to be

in Glasgow Scotland tonight.  I was going to surprise you as the Orange

Blob of White Lightning Fire as a special trick I learned hanging out with…

Alice Cooper interrupted JUST PLAIN CRAZY

AL: Orange Blob of White Lightning Fire ey?  Who put you up to this?

Is Rob Zombie going to jump out and say BOO!!!???

JUST PLAIN CRAZY: No, I do my own special effects.  Why aren’t you in

Scotland on Halloween?  Isn’t it about show time?

OR: We are in Scotland.  This is just a figment of your imagination. You are

sleeping right now. You were worried that the cruise ship IRONIC was

going to hit an iceberg.  Well, it did and Alice and I just showed up to

tell you that you had better grab a hold of my guitar and Alice’s Cane.

We are in charge of our own special effects.  Ready, Chief, Hang on!

Chief Crazy Captain Christo was treated to a rocking great show in Scotland

thanks to Orianthi’s Guitar and Alice Cooper’s Cane.  He did wake up with

a bump on his head though and a note from Alice.  It read Happy Halloween

now GET OFF MY STAGE, I’ve got a show to do!  But before he left, he asked

Orianthi to write a 3 or 4 Minute song for the Orange Race. 

So Chief Crazy Captain Christo decided to fly back to the States and resume

his search for Penelope Cruz.  Will he ever find her in time to save the Great

Pumpkin?  Stay Tuned!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions