The Great Pumpkin Letters are a series of letters written to influential people in Chief Crazy Captain Christo's life. Books, movies, studios and stadiums will be added in the coming years so please stay tuned. You might just end up becoming a better person. At least that is the author's intention. ( Author: Christo Strom)
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Warren Buffett: ReQwesting Omaha with Peter
Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Sole in Charge of Angels Promotions
Warren Buffett: ReQwesting an Inner View of Omaha and film Great Pumpkin Letters
Dear Warren Buffett:
You know trying to get a hold of you through the Internet obviously doesn’t work.
I started writing the Great Pumpkin Letters last year as a tribute to my Godmother Mary.
It turned out to be a Holy Ghost story instead with a twist. I didn’t expect to be so moved
by one little boy named Gavin George Law. I also didn’t know that after I had written it,
I wrote one about Bert Blyleven. He was an outstanding pitcher for the Minnesota Twins
and in it he beans me in the nuts before the World Series game. He starts yelling at me then
I start ripping into him, and then I tell him that to be Great like the Pumpkin you have
to give of yourself and then others will give to you. Anyways, I was taking out my angry
thoughts toward God on Bert Blyleven. Because of Gavin George Law. Go ahead and
read it for yourself. And in so doing, I learned a way to heal myself. And you’ll never
guess what happened in the process. Take it for what it is worth but the Holy Ghost
is telling me to contact your son Peter Buffett to build a Thea Tree House for a little
American girl. Actually three of them with specific places that I can only tell your
son Peter. So Warren Buffett, could you please help me talk to your son?
Respectfully in Truth,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. Just like in the Bible, I need Peter to be the Rock!!!
By the way, I noticed in the Omaha Convention magazine for May/June 2010
that Peter looks a lot like Neil Diamond. ( with your features!)
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Friday, February 12, 2010
Warren Buffett's Third Day Delivery
Warren Buffett: Third Day Delivery: An Excerpt from the Great Pumpkin Letters
In this excerpt from The Great Pumpkin Letters, Chief Crazy Captain Christo decides to
do something no other human being has done and explain Stock Trading Revelations ON
Money to Mr. Warren Buffett. The Oracle from Omaha was stunned to realize that someone
of Chief Crazy Captain Christo's caliper even knew about the stock market. Mr. Buffett was
even more stunned when Chief Crazy Captain Christo showed up in Omaha with just a skateboard,
a Dime store guitar with out a microphone. We enter the conversation already in progress...
C.C.C.Christo: “Hey Mr. B to the U how are you doing today?” to which a completely frazzled
and perplexed answer floated away from Warren Buffett
W. BU: “ Who are you and what do you want from me”
C.C.C.Christo: “I am the FEARLESS ONE.”
W.BU:” Yeah right! Good one and I am the Oracle of Omaha, and a Billionaire Business Owner. Have you heard of Geico, Coca-Cola, Berkshire Hathaway, Borsheims......”
C.C.C.Christo: “ Yes sir I have heard of them and by the way, awesome job of weathering the RE-pression.”
W.BU: “Excuse me but it's called a recession”
C.C.C.Christo-” Pardon my Four Pause but I was talking about something else. Let me cut straight to the chase then Mr. BU. Listen up and listen good. I will only state this one time. You are to organize all your Billionaire Buddies for a SUMMIT. I will be coming back down to Omaha in July of 2010
with a STORY about Genesis. Your first words in person to me mentioned GEICO. I just want to remind you Good Sir that my insurance plans include GE from Genesis. I would like to go over with you plans to build something special. You also would probably like to honor your mentor Ben jammin Graham. I can relate to Ben Jammin so my request of you Good Oracle of Omaha is to gather together 12,000 of your “Good Friends You Can TRUST”. Prepare a stage for me at the QWEST in Omaha and I will continue this conversation. I will guarantee a Command Performance and lastly SWEARING will not be tolerated. If I have to I will hire my own Bounty Hunter who is a really good Chapman
to ensure my demands are met.”
W.BU: “ So let me get this straight. You're asking me to get 12,000 of my “ Billionaire Buddies” as you just stated together for a what? A summit? What exactly would the point be if I may be so bold as to ask a question of the FEARLESS ONE.”
C.C.C.Christo: “ There is to be a stadium or arena to be built. Nothing huge or pretentious. Just a 7,200 handicapped accessible Theatre-e if you will. There are exacting building standards that need to be followed and I would be more than honored if you would exercise good common sense and hear me out on a certain day let's say July 9th 2010. So if you wouldn't mind organizing your people ,I will show up rain or shine. Form I performance I will need a ½ pipe skateboard ramp with three feet of vertical wood at the top of the ramp. One amplifier , one Dimebag Electric Razorback Explosion guitar, a simple microphone, and one brass slide.
W.BU-” Woah, Woah, Woah....Who's going to insure this fiasco?
C.C.C.Christo: “ You are Warren. And my performance fee to insure I show up is $75,000. This will insure that if my son drops out of college like say Bill Gates or Steve Jobs, I will at least have something to help support him for a while since you and I know how the Government will treat him. Now if these terms are acceptable, I will go tell the Great Pumpkin and all will be forgiven.”
W.BU-” You're insane!!!”
C.C.C.Christo-” There is a fine line between Santa T and the insane. Remember Warren, 12,000 people who would be willing to invest a few hours on July 9th 2010. Invest Wisely. Do you like Johnny Cash?
Warren Buffett wondered to himself, “ It couldn't be, no that would be crazy, who is that guy?”
This has been another installment of the Great Pumpkin letters. Stay tuned!
Christo Strom is the website owner of www.unitetwosites.comHe is currently working on a new site that will be a membership site for a new Art , Music and Movie Studio being built in July 2010