Orange Race : Orianthi's Guitar and Alice's Cane

Orange Race: Orianthi’s Finnieston Frankenstein

In a rare and increasingly dangerous fashion, Chief Crazy Captain

Christo went from the 1800’s with Alicia Keys to a slightly futuristic

concert appearance with Orianthi.

You see on Halloween 2011, Orianthi will be playing guitar for the

Alice Cooper band over in Scotland. Finnieston Glasgow, Scotland           

at the Clyde Auditorium to be exact.

So Chief Crazy Captain Christo disguised himself as the Orange Blob

of Light and boarded a cruise ship named the IRONIC.  Once aboard,

he said his prayers that no icebergs would damage the hull like the

TITANIC.  He got to his cabin and decided to stay there and sleep.

Once asleep, the nightmare began.  The ship did indeed hit an iceberg

and began to sink.  Chief Crazy Captain Christo jumped up and ran

out on the deck.  Pandemonium was everywhere.  People were

jumping overboard and landing in the frigid Atlantic Ocean.

He looked around and heard a rather loud band on deck playing

a song he had never heard before.  He looked closer and there she

was playing guitar.  It was Orianthi and next to her was a tuxedo

clad Alice Cooper with top hat and rocking cane. 

Now here is the conversation as it went down between Orianthi,

Alice Cooper and Chief Crazy Captain Christo.

Orianthi’s name has been shortened to OR.

Alice Cooper’s name has been shortened to AL

and Chief Crazy Captain Christo’s name has been shortened to

JUST PLAIN CRAZY.  Enjoy!

OR: Are you Chief Crazy Captain Christo?

JUST PLAIN CRAZY : Yes I am but you and Alice were supposed to be

in Glasgow Scotland tonight.  I was going to surprise you as the Orange

Blob of White Lightning Fire as a special trick I learned hanging out with…

Alice Cooper interrupted JUST PLAIN CRAZY

AL: Orange Blob of White Lightning Fire ey?  Who put you up to this?

Is Rob Zombie going to jump out and say BOO!!!???

JUST PLAIN CRAZY: No, I do my own special effects.  Why aren’t you in

Scotland on Halloween?  Isn’t it about show time?

OR: We are in Scotland.  This is just a figment of your imagination. You are

sleeping right now. You were worried that the cruise ship IRONIC was

going to hit an iceberg.  Well, it did and Alice and I just showed up to

tell you that you had better grab a hold of my guitar and Alice’s Cane.

We are in charge of our own special effects.  Ready, Chief, Hang on!

Chief Crazy Captain Christo was treated to a rocking great show in Scotland

thanks to Orianthi’s Guitar and Alice Cooper’s Cane.  He did wake up with

a bump on his head though and a note from Alice.  It read Happy Halloween

now GET OFF MY STAGE, I’ve got a show to do!  But before he left, he asked

Orianthi to write a 3 or 4 Minute song for the Orange Race. 

So Chief Crazy Captain Christo decided to fly back to the States and resume

his search for Penelope Cruz.  Will he ever find her in time to save the Great

Pumpkin?  Stay Tuned!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

Orange Race : Alicia Keys meets Crazy Christo

Orange Race : Alicia Keys meets Crazy Christo

Chief Crazy Captain Christo is rummaging through his schedule for 2012 and notices that Alicia Keys is hitting her stride. In his greatest appearance of this year, the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo has set aside this day to get in contact with the suite songstress Alicia Keys. He disguises himself as The O-Range Blob of Light. Only this time, he throws in a NING. So to get my readers up to speed, it is pronounced The O-Range Blob of Lightnin G. It really can't be described because it has to be experienced. Alicia Keys is about to become experienced. Her name has been changed to ALIKE because I don't know her well enough to say ALOVE. So without further adulations, I bring you the conversation between Chief Crazy Captain Christo and Alicia Keys. Alicia is on stage at one of her brilliant concerts when a blinding O-Range light casually appears before her.

ALIKE: " Awwright who's got the orange light shinin in my face. Please stop! I can't see the keys on my piano. Oh wow this isn't happening to me. I'm going blind like Stevie Wonder. "

O-Range Blob of Lightnin G: " Relax Alicia. It is only me. I am Chief Crazy Captain Christo. I have been sent here by my higher power whom I like to call The Great One. Everyone else knows him as The Great Pumpkin. "

ALIKE: " You mean the Charles Schultz, Lucy pulls the football on Charlie Brown, Linus waits all night in the field with what's her name... uh uh..."

O-Range Blob of Lightnin G: " Charlie's little sister Sally Brown"

ALIKE: " Yeah Yeah Yeah, that one. So what on Earth are you doing on my stage while I am in the middle of a concert in front of 29,000 people who paid good money to see me sing my songs. I don't have time for this man. Please get off my stage."

As soon as she said that The O-Range Blob of Lightnin G transported Ms. Alicia Keys to another dimension in time. In the blink of an eye, Alicia Keys was in Omaha Nebraska. She was no longer on stage where she is the most comfortable. This time and for the first time in The Great Pumpkin Letter history, time went backwards to the 1800's . Alicia Keys was frightened out of her wits. She was on a stagecoach going through Omaha Nebraska.

ALIKE: " Please Chief Crazy Captain Christo, please take me back. I don't want to look. It is too painful."

O-Range Blob of Lightnin G: " Alicia look at me. If I take you back to your comfort zone, will you do me a favor."

ALIKE: " Yes anything you ask anything. Just get me out of here. Please Chief I am begging you. What do you want me to do?"

O-Range Blob of Lightnin G: " Two things really. First thing is to help me get the word out about building an Orange Circle of Light during the Orange Race. It is really a huge undertaking and I will need your help. Second, and this is the most important part. Would you come up on stage with me and help me sing a song for all those particiapating in the Orange Race? Those are the two things that would mean the most to me and if ever I needed help would you consider doing these things?"

ALIKE: " Yes, I will do that! Whew, for a minute there I thought you were going to say something else. Hey Chief Crazy Captain Christo. Why did you take me back to Omaha Nebraska in the 1800's. That was the most terrifying stagecoach ride I have ever been on. And what does this have to do with The Great Pumpkin?"

O-Range Blob of Lightnin G: " Well Ms Keys, I am so glad you asked. But this one defies any explanation. How long did it take you to go from being on stage at your concert to where I just took you?'

ALIKE: " I don't know maybe a couple of minutes"

O-Range Blob of Lightnin G: " Exactly! Happy Halloween in advance Alicia. See you later!"

And with that Chief Crazy Captain Christo safely returned Alicia Keys to her adoring fans. But what

was it that frightened Alicia Keys?  And who was surrounding her stage coach in Omaha

Nebraska?

Stay Tuned for more to come!

Respectfully in TRUTH

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. Orange Race needs Women Artists in the Summer of 2012

Beyonce: Bagging Up Z's Candy before the Orange Race

Beyonce: Bagging Up Z’s Candy before the Orange Race

Chief Crazy Captain Christo decided to start the New Year off by not making any resolutions. He decided a long time ago to gather together a super group of female artists to help him bridge the gap between professionalism and just plain crappy entertainment. In this abbreviated version of The Great Pumpkin Letters, Chief Crazy Captain Christo is going where no man has gone before. He is going to hover above Beyonce as an O-Range Blob of Light Fishing Nets. Two O-Range Fishing Nets to be exact. Here is exactly what happened when Chief Crazy Captain Christo accidentally fell on Beyonce. Her name has been changed to Z-GR ( pronounced ZZZeeeeGGGIRRR) because she is married to Jay Z. Chief Crazy Captain Christo’s name has been changed to O.W.L. For reasons known only to him. Here it is people ENJOY!

Scene set up, picture two rather clumsy O-Range Fishing Nets collapsing on top of Beyonce who is both startled and mortified.

Z-GR- ” What the…?”

O.W.L-” Beyonce, sorry for the intrusion, but I need your help. I am gathering up top notch performers and since I believe you qualify for top notch, will you help out?”

Z-GR-” What? Jesus Frankenstein Jumpin Jahosephat! I must be outta my mind. A talking O-Range Blob of Light Fishing Nets. Get offa me this instant!”

O.W.L. ” As you wish. But before I get offa you, I would like to offa you a golden opportunity Beyonce. You see there is a little girl who needs our help. She is crying oh so softly for a chance reunion. That is all I can say at this point. It will take extreme cooperation on everyone’s part. At this moment, I am gathering up hot female artists not because I think they are hot. I know they are hot! Smokin hot! But because I need your help in preventing one little girl’s heart from experiencing the final silence of a cold icy end when most people just give up and die.”

The moment these words had floated away from the icy cold O-Range Blob of Light Fishing Nets, he appeared before Beyonce. Standing in front of Beyonce for the first time in all his GLORY, the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo extended an arm of friendship and asked her once again.

O.W.L. ” I would get down on bended knee but that would be an insult to your husband Jay Z. So instead I stand before you in all my O-Range Glory to ask you to help me perform a child’s story. About a little girl whom we all have seen before. But this time I’m asking for your time and a little more. Let’s build a Theatrical Tree House one that welcomes all. If you can hear me Beyonce will you help me plan The Ball. I promise to show up and help in any way. But I need you Beyonce my time is slipping away. I’ve been here long enough but soon I will be gone. Will you help me pull this off, come on stage and together we’ll sing a song. With Seventy Nine Suite Ladies and one O-Range Blob of Light. We’ll sing a song so beautiful, one that turns the day into a stronger light. I will end this little version of The Great Pumpkin Letters like this, If you answer yes Beyonce then give my cheek a kiss. That will be a sign that you will come on board, sorry for falling on you with fish nets, but it was all I could afford.”

With rivers of tears falling off of Chief Crazy Captain Christo’s face and on to his electric Dimebag Razorback Explosion guitar, he stood there waiting for either a slap in the face or a belly laugh and a ” Hell no!’ from Beyonce. But that didn’t happen. Instead, he opened his eyes and could not believe it. Beyonce ran off stage crying hysterically but not for long. She brought her husband Jay Z back on stage with her. But Jay Z stopped short. About ten feet short of Chief Crazy Captain Christo. Something pulled him back but Beyonce kept coming. She planted a kiss on Chief Crazy Captain Christo’s cheek and the transformation began. Out of New York they flew till they were perched on a hill near Omaha Nebraska. But Jay Z was missing. Beyonce inquired where her husband was. Chief Crazy Captain Christo explained to Beyonce that during the transformation, Jay Z called the Great Pumpkin a jerk so now Jay Z is stuck in Jer Z with Chief Crazy Captain Christo’s crazy Aunt named Jemima Pancakenstein. This has been another abbreviated installment of The Great Pumpkin Letters. Stay Tuned America!

Respectfully IN Truth,

Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

Orange Race: Joy Valencia Don't Wake the Lioness

Joy Valencia = Don’t Wake the Lioness

In Chief Crazy Captain Christo’s finest hour, he took the red eye

from Houston, Texas after a disasterous meeting with a young

singer from Texas.  Flying on the red eye from Texas, he landed

at LAX and proceeded in an orange Dodge Charger with Black

and Gold Lightning bolts on the hood, to search for one Joy

Valencia.

Now in case you have been living under ground or under a rock,

Joy Valencia is, well, she’s hard to label within her musical world.

But this is a story about the Great Pumpkin Letters and Chief

Crazy Captain Christo knows how to Wake this Lioness.

But before we go any FURTHUR ( shameless plug of the band FURTHUR)

I want to remind the readers of what happens when you try to

wake LINUS.  You know LINUS, he’s Charlie Brown’s friend and one of

the Peanuts gang.  Here take a look at the sleeping Linus before

we get back to the story.

Now, out of sheer luck, Chief Crazy Captain Christo happened to run into

Joy Valencia in Los Angeles.  He had checked in earlier in the day at the

VEGAN Hotel in the hopes that the Orange Miracle he had heard about

from reading the ONION was true.  It wasn’t but out of sheer coincidence

there she was relaxing all by herself in the hotel’s JACUZZI , surrounded

by Palm Trees and the beautiful white light of a full moon.

Here is the conversation between Chief Crazy Captain Christo and Joy Valencia.

ENJOY. Joy Valencia’s name is JOY VAA ( Pronounced JOY VAY )

JOY VAA – “ Hey man what’s up? Nice night to be staying at the VEGAN HOTEL

This hot tub is just what I need to relax.  I have to lay down some vocals on my

next album and this gets me in the mood to really let loose and belt out …..

Joy Valencia went on for another twenty minutes before she stopped and said,

JOY VAA –“ Well enough about me, what are you doing in Los Angeles and what is

your name?"

CCCChristo –“ My name is Chief Crazy Captain Christo and I am writing a book called

the Orange Race.  I am in search of at least 72 female singers who would write a song

to compliment the 56 Chapters in each book”

JOY VAA –“ 56 Chapters?  How many books are you planning on writing? “

CCCChristo : “ Between 4 and 6 Books “

JOY VAA –“ And each Book has 56 Chapters?”

CCCChristo : “ Yes “

JOY VAA –“ And you want 72 female singer/songwriters ?  But that doesn’t fit. You

are writing a book with 56 Chapters.  72 and 56 doesn’t make any sense”

CCCChristo : “ Some Chapters will have more than one song in them.”

JOY VAA: “ OH ok I see, and you want me to write a song for the Orange Race?”

CCCChristo: “ Well actually, you already did.  Your song Don’t Wake the Lion will

fit in perfectly.”

JOY VAA : “ You already picked my song?”

CCCChristo :” That is if you agree.  When you agree, then you will have entered your

song in the Orange Race.  I will be able to write your part into the book and at the end

you will get a reward.”

JOY VAA :” What kind of reward?”

CCCChristo : “ Look over there?”

JOY VAA : “ Where?  All I see is Jeannie with her new boyfriend”

CCCChristo:” No, over there! You see that Orange Charger with Black and Gold Lightning

Bolts on the hood?  Well, as part of the Orange Race, you will be able to pick out

something similar that I am sure your husband would be more than thrilled to drive you

around in”

JOY VAA : “ Oh Hell no, that will be my baby!!!”

CCCChristo : “ Suit yourself Joy!  But anyway, think about it ok.  The Orange Race and

all the details will be coming shortly.  For now I have to go.  The Great Pumpkin Letters

has a lot of ground to cover.  It was great meeting you here.  Happy Halloween!”

And with that Chief Crazy Captain Christo was off on his Country Wide adventure.

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

Payton Rae's Orange Sunburst Angels

Payton Rae: Orange Sunburst Angels

In a dramatic twist of fate, Chief Crazy Captain Christo decided to

call of the search for Penelope Cruz and jetted over from Miami Beach,

Florida to Houston Texas where he met up with the singer who sings

the song Not Your Cinderella.   

In this chance meeting, Payton Rae

was in the middle of a Stop the Bullying Campaign when she noticed

a blindingly bright Orange Light in the audience.  She stopped her

speech in mid sentence and demanded to know who was shining the

Orange Light.  We now join in on the conversation between Payton Rae

and Chief Crazy Captain Christo.

P.Rae – “ Hey Old Dude.  This is my world you just walked into. What

the heck is that Orange Light all about anyway?”

CCCChristo <( + )> - “ Sorry Payton but I need to discuss something with

you.  It’s about the Orange Race”

P.Rae- “ Hey Old Dude.  I’m in the middle of a very important school

issue about bullying and I need you to get off my stage”

CCCChristo <( + )> “ Just hear me out Ms. Rae. I flew in all the way from

Florida, canceled my journey to find Penelope Cruz, just so I could come

up to you to give you this.”

Chief Crazy Captain Christo handed Payton Rae an Orange Sunburst Angel

globe that looked like a Great big Pumpkin that lit up everytime Payton

Rae spoke.

P.Rae- “ You came all that way to give me a gift?  What for?"

CCCChristo <( + )> “ Because I heard it was your birthday”

P.Rae- “ Hey Old Dude, that’s so sweet. What’s your name?”

CCCChristo –“ Chief Crazy Captain Christo “

P.Rae- “ Well, Chief Crazy Captain Christo, YESTERDAY was my birthday.

SECURITY, SECURITY “

CCCChristo- “ Exit Stage Left”

and with that Chief Crazy Captain Christo decided to resume his search for

the one and only Penelope Cruz.

Stay Tuned!

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

You walk in the room and all the girls talk

I guess you get used to most of them falling

down at your feet

'cause you got the charm

and the debonair down

so tall and dark

like you just came out

of some kind of fairytale dream

(ooh ooh) baby you're something

(ooh ooh)

but I'm not your Cinderella

You're not the one in a million fella

The slipper ain't gonna fit me

Give my regards to Mr. Disney

Oh I'm no sleeping beauty

One kiss alone won't do it to me

Hate to be the one to tell ya

oh but I'm not your Cinderella

I don't know if I believe in love at first sight

Think it might need just a little more time to grow and be real

so keep up the laughter

and rambling on at the strike of midnight it's gonna be gone

cause this ain't a heart you can steal

(ooh ooh)

baby you're something

(ooh ooh)

But I'm not your Cinderella

You're not the one in a million fella

The slipper ain't gonna fit me

Give my regards to Mr. Disney

Oh I'm no sleeping beauty

One kiss alone won't do it to me

I hate to be the one to tell ya

oh but I'm not your Cinderella

baby you're something (ooh ooh)

I'm not your Cinderella

No, I'm not your Cinderella

You're not the one in a million fella

The slipper ain't gonna fit me

Give my regards to Mr. Disney

oh I'm no sleeping beauty

One kiss alone wont do it to me

Hate to be the one to tell ya

oh but I'm not your Cinderella

Miley Cyrus 2012: Orange Race Pumpkin Style

Miley Cyrus 2012: Orange Race Pumpkin Style

Chief Crazy Captain Christo was busy sailing around the world in 2012 when his S-crew on his ship The Anada Know wanted to dock in the S-port in Miami Florida. So without hesitation because he knew the S-crew really wanted to go to Disneyworld to see Miley Cyrus perform, the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo did what any logical CC Captain would do. He made a midnight run to Daytona Beach and rammed the beach. With his S-crew safely on hard dry land, he hailed a rather large Hummer Limo to take the S-crew to Disneyworld for a little R and R. ( Author's note: R and R stands for Rock and Roll)

Upon entering the awesome theme park, he noticed that Miley Cyrus was performing there all week. He told his S-crew to be back on board the Anada Know in exactly Seven days. Every S-crew member rolled their eyes and said " Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye " The Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo got down on his knees in front of the S-crew and said a rather loud prayer for Randy Rhoads. He got back up and thanked the S-crew for remembering Randy but scolded them as well. You see when the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo is on a mission, he does not like to look back on the past for fear of the pains beating deep within his heart. As the S-crew said thank you for the week long fur low, Chief Crazy Captain Christo cleverly disguised himself as Munko Christo ( aka The O-Range Meek and Wild Munko Christo this time!!!)

He casually sauntered up to the stage where Miley Cyrus was performing some song about a party in the U.S.A. So Munko Christo did the unthinkable. He gyrated his gravitational flow and soared just above where Miley was singing. Her papa Billy Ray " Doc" Cyrus was just to the left of the stage. Munko Christo had to think fast. So there hovering above Miley's stage, was an O-Range Meek and Wild Munko Christo that only Miley and " Doc" could see.

Now for this conversation between Miley Cyrus and Munko Christo, Miley Cyrus has been given the name Miles Seven and Munko Christo is going by the name of MAW TAZ WELL. We pick up the conversation as Miley is looking heavenly and Munko Christo is doing his best to get her attention. Enjoy!

Miles Seven: " Hey look everyone a big ol bright orange blob of pumpkin goo is hovering over my head"

MAW TAZ WELL: " Ms. Miley, it is I, Chief Crazy Captain Christo. I have transformed myself into Munko Christo and keep singing while I talk to you Miley. Only you and your dad can see me right now. Hey what's up Doc?" Billy Ray Cyrus was speechless and I believe his knees were buckling.

Miles Seven: " Are you crazy?!! That is the coolest get up I have ever seen. How do you do that?"

MAW TAZ WELL" Ancient Chinese er ahh Ancient Native American er ahh oh hell I learned it from The Great Pumpkin.

Miles Seven: " Wow really can you teach me how to do it?"

MAW TAZ WELL: " Sure but you have to do me one favor. Actually you have to do me seven favors one favor at a time."

Miles Seven: " Awesome man!! I'll do anything for you Chief Crazy Captain Christo!"

MAW TAZ WELL: " OK Miley, the first favor I am asking you to do me for is this. See if you can't assemble all your lady friends you trust from the country to assemble sometime between June 21st 2012 and September 21^st  2012 for the first ever running of the Orange Race. You are to tell no one of this vision you are having right now. Keep this a secret Miley. I am posting this vision you are having right now as I speak on the Internet, you know the same Internet that Al Gore invented. I am giving no vision to Al Gore only to you and your dad Billy Ray " Doc" Cyrus" Now if I see that anyone has messed this up on the Internet I will go after Al Gore and become The Punisher!!!"

Miles Seven:" Wow talk about an inconvenient truth! Ok Chief Crazy Captain Christo I will try. Any particular reason you are calling it the Orange Race and what is the occasion?"

MAW TAZ WELL: " I am in the process of gathering influential people together to help build a Theatrical Tree House for a young American Girl who has had a rough start in life and it will only get rougher unless we can band together to make a total American Dream come true.  The Orange Race is my homage

to the Great Pumpkin and also I will be teaching National Debt Training along the way.

Can I count on your support?"

Miles Seven: " Can I sing along the Orange Race?"

MAW TAZ WELL: " You can sing anywhere along mile seven.  There is 14 miles a day so

plan accordingly!"

Miles Seven : " Deal Chief Crazy Captain Christo I'll get the word out"

MAW TAZ WELL: " THANK YOU MILEY!"

And with that Munko Christo levitated back down to the ground at Disneyworld and let his S-Crew have their Seven Days of fun in Orlando. Meanwhile Chief Crazy Captain Christo decided to do a solo mission sail looking for Penelope Cruz. He had seven days to find her but where to look? Ah the search continues. This has been another abbreviated version of The Great Pumpkin Letters. Stay tuned for all of 2012 and beyond.


Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Jerry Garcia: Return of Midnight Frankenstein

Jerry Garcia : The Return of Midnight Frankenstein

     In a rare interview from beyond the grave, Jerry Garcia

meets up with Chief Crazy Captain Christo to discuss the building

of an amusement park named

MIDNIGHT FRANKENSTEIN

here in it’s entirety is the secret interview.  Enjoy

Jerry Garcia :  Yea Yea yea I remember it like it was yesterday man.

You were out in the audience at Irvine Meadows and I was sending

you these COSMIC cards of electric jolts of blind lightning.

CCCChristo: Yeah but there was this girl in front of me on the lawn

who was catching all the cards, so I never got the message of what

you were throwing down that night. 

Jerry Garcia:  Far out you did see those cards I was throwing. Cool!

So what is this I hear you are planning an Orange Race in 2012?

CCCChristo: Yeah, I am in the process of doing a thing with the National

Debt which by the way is hovering around 14 Trillion.

Jerry Garcia: Oh  yeah that thing. What a monster!

CCCChristo: The reason I called you here  Jerry was because I want to branch

out into the Amusement Park Industry to kick Disney’s ass from here to

Timbuctu.

Jerry Garcia: Well then, you will have had to have been born in a desert as Bob

Weir used to be so fond of singing.

CCCChristo: I was.

Jerry Garcia: OH ok you are the one ok yeah uh huh I get it now. You are the one.

CCCChristo: Yep!

Jerry Garcia: OK then here is what you need to do.  It seems to me you are going

about it a little too slowly.

CCCChristo: What do you mean?

Jerry Garcia: You got to go knock some heads around , especially that Rob Zombie,

he’s an angry little ogre isn’t he?  Now, I suppose instead of Dead Heads it would

be knock some Living Dead heads around. 

CCCChristo: I don’t know, 

Jerry Garcia:  Instead of putting out your lame videos on youtube, or contacting

an attorney for licensing, GET OUT THERE MAN!

CCCChristo: Are you saying what I think you are saying?

Jerry Garcia: Yeah GO KICK SOME ASS Mr. Midnight Frankenstein!!!

CCCChristo: COOL, thanks Jerry.

Jerry Garcia: Hey Chief I got to ask you.  What does this have to do with the Great

Pumpkin?  Pigpen, who is sitting right next to me wants to know.

CCCChristo: Tell Pigpen, all will be revealed once the Amusement Park is complete

and I finish up with your story about the Holy Ghost.

Jerry Garcia: Holy Ghost, far out man!

This has been another abbreviated version of The Great Pumpkin Letters

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

Thank you to Jerry Garcia, Ron " Pigpen " McKernan and a special apprearance

including Brent Mydland.  All members of a band <( +++ )>

MIDNIGHT FRANKENSTEIN +++ MIDNIGHT FRANKENSTEIN +++ MIDNIGHT FRANKENSTEIN