Great Pumpkin Letters hitting the Big Time
( Are you ready Rob Zombie?)
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
How to Erase the National Debt-Starting +++ January 4th, 2011
Christo Strom’s Orange Race Card Angels, the only company
on the Planet ( this is Planet Earth right?) to even attempt to
erase the national debt. In case you are wondering what national
debt I am talking about, it is the United States of America’s
National Debt. Hovering as I type in the Thirteen to Fourteen
Trillion dollar range. If it were a UFO, it would be seen by
everyone but the United States Government would spin it as
something completely different, like a Monty Python sketch.
Anyways, back to How to Erase the National Debt. My semnar
series ( not a misprint, semnar means the mn in the middle is
the starting point in Minnesota, and that means only in
Minnesota for the entire year of 2011+++! There is no turning
back once January 4th 2011 rolls around. My ass is going to be
on the line and it will get done. No I am not going to allow any
politicians at my semnar. This is for people in the United States
of America who are tired of all the B.S. that flows out of the mouths
of ALL Politicians. Wake up now, and follow a simple plan. I am
making this extremely easy. Those who attend and are ready for
REAL KICK ASS and LIGHTNING QUICK recoveries, by all means
possible pay attention. How many jobs do you think could be
created in the next three years by tackling the job of erasing the
National Debt? I am only asking for One percent of the American
population to become ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS. We will
have a rockin great time in the next three years!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. Senator Colby Coash of Lincoln Nebraska and Rebecca Otto
State Auditor of Minnesota are the only exceptions. If they
choose to become ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS, they will be
accepted on one condition. I RUN THE SHOW++++++
The Great Pumpkin Letters are a series of letters written to influential people in Chief Crazy Captain Christo's life. Books, movies, studios and stadiums will be added in the coming years so please stay tuned. You might just end up becoming a better person. At least that is the author's intention. ( Author: Christo Strom)
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Friday, August 13, 2010
Dear Mr. Fantasy : An Excerpt from Christo Strom for Jerry Garcia
Friday August 13th 2010
Author Christo Strom
Sole owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Dear Mr. Fantasy:
Play us a Tune
Something to Make Us All Happy....
We interrupt this Traffic tune from Steve Winwood
and his awesome band to bring you an Excerpt from
Chief Crazy Captain Christo ( Christo Strom )for
Jerry Garcia, to be read in a prayer form:
Deary Jerry, ( or Saint Jerome in Heaven!)
Might as Well is still my favorite song in
the whole Universe so let's just say like
the WORD OF GOD, this point is not negotiable.
It has been four days and fifteen years since you
left in California. I still love your music and
I am really wondering if you wouldn't mind gettin
together with the ANGELS and makin sure I follow
through with my plan to help the United States of
America with their National Debt problem. It's like
everyone in office doesn't give a shit if it gets
done or not as long as they look good. I know
for a fact you don't care how things look as long
as it gets done. Well Jerry I am praying through
the Holy Spirit that I can accomplish the erasing
of the National Debt so if I ever see you again
in Heaven or in Hell that we could sing Might as Well
together in some form or another. That's it Jerry!
Tell Brent that I still think of him too and your
kick ass renditions down in Long Beach California
I will never forget. All your girls are doing well!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled you
tube video and Dear Mr. Fantasy.....
" "
Author Christo Strom
Sole owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Dear Mr. Fantasy:
Play us a Tune
Something to Make Us All Happy....
We interrupt this Traffic tune from Steve Winwood
and his awesome band to bring you an Excerpt from
Chief Crazy Captain Christo ( Christo Strom )for
Jerry Garcia, to be read in a prayer form:
Deary Jerry, ( or Saint Jerome in Heaven!)
Might as Well is still my favorite song in
the whole Universe so let's just say like
the WORD OF GOD, this point is not negotiable.
It has been four days and fifteen years since you
left in California. I still love your music and
I am really wondering if you wouldn't mind gettin
together with the ANGELS and makin sure I follow
through with my plan to help the United States of
America with their National Debt problem. It's like
everyone in office doesn't give a shit if it gets
done or not as long as they look good. I know
for a fact you don't care how things look as long
as it gets done. Well Jerry I am praying through
the Holy Spirit that I can accomplish the erasing
of the National Debt so if I ever see you again
in Heaven or in Hell that we could sing Might as Well
together in some form or another. That's it Jerry!
Tell Brent that I still think of him too and your
kick ass renditions down in Long Beach California
I will never forget. All your girls are doing well!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled you
tube video and Dear Mr. Fantasy.....
" "
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