Beyonce: Bagging Up Z's Candy before the Orange Race

Beyonce: Bagging Up Z’s Candy before the Orange Race

Chief Crazy Captain Christo decided to start the New Year off by not making any resolutions. He decided a long time ago to gather together a super group of female artists to help him bridge the gap between professionalism and just plain crappy entertainment. In this abbreviated version of The Great Pumpkin Letters, Chief Crazy Captain Christo is going where no man has gone before. He is going to hover above Beyonce as an O-Range Blob of Light Fishing Nets. Two O-Range Fishing Nets to be exact. Here is exactly what happened when Chief Crazy Captain Christo accidentally fell on Beyonce. Her name has been changed to Z-GR ( pronounced ZZZeeeeGGGIRRR) because she is married to Jay Z. Chief Crazy Captain Christo’s name has been changed to O.W.L. For reasons known only to him. Here it is people ENJOY!

Scene set up, picture two rather clumsy O-Range Fishing Nets collapsing on top of Beyonce who is both startled and mortified.

Z-GR- ” What the…?”

O.W.L-” Beyonce, sorry for the intrusion, but I need your help. I am gathering up top notch performers and since I believe you qualify for top notch, will you help out?”

Z-GR-” What? Jesus Frankenstein Jumpin Jahosephat! I must be outta my mind. A talking O-Range Blob of Light Fishing Nets. Get offa me this instant!”

O.W.L. ” As you wish. But before I get offa you, I would like to offa you a golden opportunity Beyonce. You see there is a little girl who needs our help. She is crying oh so softly for a chance reunion. That is all I can say at this point. It will take extreme cooperation on everyone’s part. At this moment, I am gathering up hot female artists not because I think they are hot. I know they are hot! Smokin hot! But because I need your help in preventing one little girl’s heart from experiencing the final silence of a cold icy end when most people just give up and die.”

The moment these words had floated away from the icy cold O-Range Blob of Light Fishing Nets, he appeared before Beyonce. Standing in front of Beyonce for the first time in all his GLORY, the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo extended an arm of friendship and asked her once again.

O.W.L. ” I would get down on bended knee but that would be an insult to your husband Jay Z. So instead I stand before you in all my O-Range Glory to ask you to help me perform a child’s story. About a little girl whom we all have seen before. But this time I’m asking for your time and a little more. Let’s build a Theatrical Tree House one that welcomes all. If you can hear me Beyonce will you help me plan The Ball. I promise to show up and help in any way. But I need you Beyonce my time is slipping away. I’ve been here long enough but soon I will be gone. Will you help me pull this off, come on stage and together we’ll sing a song. With Seventy Nine Suite Ladies and one O-Range Blob of Light. We’ll sing a song so beautiful, one that turns the day into a stronger light. I will end this little version of The Great Pumpkin Letters like this, If you answer yes Beyonce then give my cheek a kiss. That will be a sign that you will come on board, sorry for falling on you with fish nets, but it was all I could afford.”

With rivers of tears falling off of Chief Crazy Captain Christo’s face and on to his electric Dimebag Razorback Explosion guitar, he stood there waiting for either a slap in the face or a belly laugh and a ” Hell no!’ from Beyonce. But that didn’t happen. Instead, he opened his eyes and could not believe it. Beyonce ran off stage crying hysterically but not for long. She brought her husband Jay Z back on stage with her. But Jay Z stopped short. About ten feet short of Chief Crazy Captain Christo. Something pulled him back but Beyonce kept coming. She planted a kiss on Chief Crazy Captain Christo’s cheek and the transformation began. Out of New York they flew till they were perched on a hill near Omaha Nebraska. But Jay Z was missing. Beyonce inquired where her husband was. Chief Crazy Captain Christo explained to Beyonce that during the transformation, Jay Z called the Great Pumpkin a jerk so now Jay Z is stuck in Jer Z with Chief Crazy Captain Christo’s crazy Aunt named Jemima Pancakenstein. This has been another abbreviated installment of The Great Pumpkin Letters. Stay Tuned America!

Respectfully IN Truth,

Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

Orange Race: Joy Valencia Don't Wake the Lioness

Joy Valencia = Don’t Wake the Lioness

In Chief Crazy Captain Christo’s finest hour, he took the red eye

from Houston, Texas after a disasterous meeting with a young

singer from Texas.  Flying on the red eye from Texas, he landed

at LAX and proceeded in an orange Dodge Charger with Black

and Gold Lightning bolts on the hood, to search for one Joy

Valencia.

Now in case you have been living under ground or under a rock,

Joy Valencia is, well, she’s hard to label within her musical world.

But this is a story about the Great Pumpkin Letters and Chief

Crazy Captain Christo knows how to Wake this Lioness.

But before we go any FURTHUR ( shameless plug of the band FURTHUR)

I want to remind the readers of what happens when you try to

wake LINUS.  You know LINUS, he’s Charlie Brown’s friend and one of

the Peanuts gang.  Here take a look at the sleeping Linus before

we get back to the story.

Now, out of sheer luck, Chief Crazy Captain Christo happened to run into

Joy Valencia in Los Angeles.  He had checked in earlier in the day at the

VEGAN Hotel in the hopes that the Orange Miracle he had heard about

from reading the ONION was true.  It wasn’t but out of sheer coincidence

there she was relaxing all by herself in the hotel’s JACUZZI , surrounded

by Palm Trees and the beautiful white light of a full moon.

Here is the conversation between Chief Crazy Captain Christo and Joy Valencia.

ENJOY. Joy Valencia’s name is JOY VAA ( Pronounced JOY VAY )

JOY VAA – “ Hey man what’s up? Nice night to be staying at the VEGAN HOTEL

This hot tub is just what I need to relax.  I have to lay down some vocals on my

next album and this gets me in the mood to really let loose and belt out …..

Joy Valencia went on for another twenty minutes before she stopped and said,

JOY VAA –“ Well enough about me, what are you doing in Los Angeles and what is

your name?"

CCCChristo –“ My name is Chief Crazy Captain Christo and I am writing a book called

the Orange Race.  I am in search of at least 72 female singers who would write a song

to compliment the 56 Chapters in each book”

JOY VAA –“ 56 Chapters?  How many books are you planning on writing? “

CCCChristo : “ Between 4 and 6 Books “

JOY VAA –“ And each Book has 56 Chapters?”

CCCChristo : “ Yes “

JOY VAA –“ And you want 72 female singer/songwriters ?  But that doesn’t fit. You

are writing a book with 56 Chapters.  72 and 56 doesn’t make any sense”

CCCChristo : “ Some Chapters will have more than one song in them.”

JOY VAA: “ OH ok I see, and you want me to write a song for the Orange Race?”

CCCChristo: “ Well actually, you already did.  Your song Don’t Wake the Lion will

fit in perfectly.”

JOY VAA : “ You already picked my song?”

CCCChristo :” That is if you agree.  When you agree, then you will have entered your

song in the Orange Race.  I will be able to write your part into the book and at the end

you will get a reward.”

JOY VAA :” What kind of reward?”

CCCChristo : “ Look over there?”

JOY VAA : “ Where?  All I see is Jeannie with her new boyfriend”

CCCChristo:” No, over there! You see that Orange Charger with Black and Gold Lightning

Bolts on the hood?  Well, as part of the Orange Race, you will be able to pick out

something similar that I am sure your husband would be more than thrilled to drive you

around in”

JOY VAA : “ Oh Hell no, that will be my baby!!!”

CCCChristo : “ Suit yourself Joy!  But anyway, think about it ok.  The Orange Race and

all the details will be coming shortly.  For now I have to go.  The Great Pumpkin Letters

has a lot of ground to cover.  It was great meeting you here.  Happy Halloween!”

And with that Chief Crazy Captain Christo was off on his Country Wide adventure.

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

Payton Rae's Orange Sunburst Angels

Payton Rae: Orange Sunburst Angels

In a dramatic twist of fate, Chief Crazy Captain Christo decided to

call of the search for Penelope Cruz and jetted over from Miami Beach,

Florida to Houston Texas where he met up with the singer who sings

the song Not Your Cinderella.   

In this chance meeting, Payton Rae

was in the middle of a Stop the Bullying Campaign when she noticed

a blindingly bright Orange Light in the audience.  She stopped her

speech in mid sentence and demanded to know who was shining the

Orange Light.  We now join in on the conversation between Payton Rae

and Chief Crazy Captain Christo.

P.Rae – “ Hey Old Dude.  This is my world you just walked into. What

the heck is that Orange Light all about anyway?”

CCCChristo <( + )> - “ Sorry Payton but I need to discuss something with

you.  It’s about the Orange Race”

P.Rae- “ Hey Old Dude.  I’m in the middle of a very important school

issue about bullying and I need you to get off my stage”

CCCChristo <( + )> “ Just hear me out Ms. Rae. I flew in all the way from

Florida, canceled my journey to find Penelope Cruz, just so I could come

up to you to give you this.”

Chief Crazy Captain Christo handed Payton Rae an Orange Sunburst Angel

globe that looked like a Great big Pumpkin that lit up everytime Payton

Rae spoke.

P.Rae- “ You came all that way to give me a gift?  What for?"

CCCChristo <( + )> “ Because I heard it was your birthday”

P.Rae- “ Hey Old Dude, that’s so sweet. What’s your name?”

CCCChristo –“ Chief Crazy Captain Christo “

P.Rae- “ Well, Chief Crazy Captain Christo, YESTERDAY was my birthday.

SECURITY, SECURITY “

CCCChristo- “ Exit Stage Left”

and with that Chief Crazy Captain Christo decided to resume his search for

the one and only Penelope Cruz.

Stay Tuned!

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

You walk in the room and all the girls talk

I guess you get used to most of them falling

down at your feet

'cause you got the charm

and the debonair down

so tall and dark

like you just came out

of some kind of fairytale dream

(ooh ooh) baby you're something

(ooh ooh)

but I'm not your Cinderella

You're not the one in a million fella

The slipper ain't gonna fit me

Give my regards to Mr. Disney

Oh I'm no sleeping beauty

One kiss alone won't do it to me

Hate to be the one to tell ya

oh but I'm not your Cinderella

I don't know if I believe in love at first sight

Think it might need just a little more time to grow and be real

so keep up the laughter

and rambling on at the strike of midnight it's gonna be gone

cause this ain't a heart you can steal

(ooh ooh)

baby you're something

(ooh ooh)

But I'm not your Cinderella

You're not the one in a million fella

The slipper ain't gonna fit me

Give my regards to Mr. Disney

Oh I'm no sleeping beauty

One kiss alone won't do it to me

I hate to be the one to tell ya

oh but I'm not your Cinderella

baby you're something (ooh ooh)

I'm not your Cinderella

No, I'm not your Cinderella

You're not the one in a million fella

The slipper ain't gonna fit me

Give my regards to Mr. Disney

oh I'm no sleeping beauty

One kiss alone wont do it to me

Hate to be the one to tell ya

oh but I'm not your Cinderella

Miley Cyrus 2012: Orange Race Pumpkin Style

Miley Cyrus 2012: Orange Race Pumpkin Style

Chief Crazy Captain Christo was busy sailing around the world in 2012 when his S-crew on his ship The Anada Know wanted to dock in the S-port in Miami Florida. So without hesitation because he knew the S-crew really wanted to go to Disneyworld to see Miley Cyrus perform, the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo did what any logical CC Captain would do. He made a midnight run to Daytona Beach and rammed the beach. With his S-crew safely on hard dry land, he hailed a rather large Hummer Limo to take the S-crew to Disneyworld for a little R and R. ( Author's note: R and R stands for Rock and Roll)

Upon entering the awesome theme park, he noticed that Miley Cyrus was performing there all week. He told his S-crew to be back on board the Anada Know in exactly Seven days. Every S-crew member rolled their eyes and said " Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye " The Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo got down on his knees in front of the S-crew and said a rather loud prayer for Randy Rhoads. He got back up and thanked the S-crew for remembering Randy but scolded them as well. You see when the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo is on a mission, he does not like to look back on the past for fear of the pains beating deep within his heart. As the S-crew said thank you for the week long fur low, Chief Crazy Captain Christo cleverly disguised himself as Munko Christo ( aka The O-Range Meek and Wild Munko Christo this time!!!)

He casually sauntered up to the stage where Miley Cyrus was performing some song about a party in the U.S.A. So Munko Christo did the unthinkable. He gyrated his gravitational flow and soared just above where Miley was singing. Her papa Billy Ray " Doc" Cyrus was just to the left of the stage. Munko Christo had to think fast. So there hovering above Miley's stage, was an O-Range Meek and Wild Munko Christo that only Miley and " Doc" could see.

Now for this conversation between Miley Cyrus and Munko Christo, Miley Cyrus has been given the name Miles Seven and Munko Christo is going by the name of MAW TAZ WELL. We pick up the conversation as Miley is looking heavenly and Munko Christo is doing his best to get her attention. Enjoy!

Miles Seven: " Hey look everyone a big ol bright orange blob of pumpkin goo is hovering over my head"

MAW TAZ WELL: " Ms. Miley, it is I, Chief Crazy Captain Christo. I have transformed myself into Munko Christo and keep singing while I talk to you Miley. Only you and your dad can see me right now. Hey what's up Doc?" Billy Ray Cyrus was speechless and I believe his knees were buckling.

Miles Seven: " Are you crazy?!! That is the coolest get up I have ever seen. How do you do that?"

MAW TAZ WELL" Ancient Chinese er ahh Ancient Native American er ahh oh hell I learned it from The Great Pumpkin.

Miles Seven: " Wow really can you teach me how to do it?"

MAW TAZ WELL: " Sure but you have to do me one favor. Actually you have to do me seven favors one favor at a time."

Miles Seven: " Awesome man!! I'll do anything for you Chief Crazy Captain Christo!"

MAW TAZ WELL: " OK Miley, the first favor I am asking you to do me for is this. See if you can't assemble all your lady friends you trust from the country to assemble sometime between June 21st 2012 and September 21^st  2012 for the first ever running of the Orange Race. You are to tell no one of this vision you are having right now. Keep this a secret Miley. I am posting this vision you are having right now as I speak on the Internet, you know the same Internet that Al Gore invented. I am giving no vision to Al Gore only to you and your dad Billy Ray " Doc" Cyrus" Now if I see that anyone has messed this up on the Internet I will go after Al Gore and become The Punisher!!!"

Miles Seven:" Wow talk about an inconvenient truth! Ok Chief Crazy Captain Christo I will try. Any particular reason you are calling it the Orange Race and what is the occasion?"

MAW TAZ WELL: " I am in the process of gathering influential people together to help build a Theatrical Tree House for a young American Girl who has had a rough start in life and it will only get rougher unless we can band together to make a total American Dream come true.  The Orange Race is my homage

to the Great Pumpkin and also I will be teaching National Debt Training along the way.

Can I count on your support?"

Miles Seven: " Can I sing along the Orange Race?"

MAW TAZ WELL: " You can sing anywhere along mile seven.  There is 14 miles a day so

plan accordingly!"

Miles Seven : " Deal Chief Crazy Captain Christo I'll get the word out"

MAW TAZ WELL: " THANK YOU MILEY!"

And with that Munko Christo levitated back down to the ground at Disneyworld and let his S-Crew have their Seven Days of fun in Orlando. Meanwhile Chief Crazy Captain Christo decided to do a solo mission sail looking for Penelope Cruz. He had seven days to find her but where to look? Ah the search continues. This has been another abbreviated version of The Great Pumpkin Letters. Stay tuned for all of 2012 and beyond.


Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Jerry Garcia: Return of Midnight Frankenstein

Jerry Garcia : The Return of Midnight Frankenstein

     In a rare interview from beyond the grave, Jerry Garcia

meets up with Chief Crazy Captain Christo to discuss the building

of an amusement park named

MIDNIGHT FRANKENSTEIN

here in it’s entirety is the secret interview.  Enjoy

Jerry Garcia :  Yea Yea yea I remember it like it was yesterday man.

You were out in the audience at Irvine Meadows and I was sending

you these COSMIC cards of electric jolts of blind lightning.

CCCChristo: Yeah but there was this girl in front of me on the lawn

who was catching all the cards, so I never got the message of what

you were throwing down that night. 

Jerry Garcia:  Far out you did see those cards I was throwing. Cool!

So what is this I hear you are planning an Orange Race in 2012?

CCCChristo: Yeah, I am in the process of doing a thing with the National

Debt which by the way is hovering around 14 Trillion.

Jerry Garcia: Oh  yeah that thing. What a monster!

CCCChristo: The reason I called you here  Jerry was because I want to branch

out into the Amusement Park Industry to kick Disney’s ass from here to

Timbuctu.

Jerry Garcia: Well then, you will have had to have been born in a desert as Bob

Weir used to be so fond of singing.

CCCChristo: I was.

Jerry Garcia: OH ok you are the one ok yeah uh huh I get it now. You are the one.

CCCChristo: Yep!

Jerry Garcia: OK then here is what you need to do.  It seems to me you are going

about it a little too slowly.

CCCChristo: What do you mean?

Jerry Garcia: You got to go knock some heads around , especially that Rob Zombie,

he’s an angry little ogre isn’t he?  Now, I suppose instead of Dead Heads it would

be knock some Living Dead heads around. 

CCCChristo: I don’t know, 

Jerry Garcia:  Instead of putting out your lame videos on youtube, or contacting

an attorney for licensing, GET OUT THERE MAN!

CCCChristo: Are you saying what I think you are saying?

Jerry Garcia: Yeah GO KICK SOME ASS Mr. Midnight Frankenstein!!!

CCCChristo: COOL, thanks Jerry.

Jerry Garcia: Hey Chief I got to ask you.  What does this have to do with the Great

Pumpkin?  Pigpen, who is sitting right next to me wants to know.

CCCChristo: Tell Pigpen, all will be revealed once the Amusement Park is complete

and I finish up with your story about the Holy Ghost.

Jerry Garcia: Holy Ghost, far out man!

This has been another abbreviated version of The Great Pumpkin Letters

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

Thank you to Jerry Garcia, Ron " Pigpen " McKernan and a special apprearance

including Brent Mydland.  All members of a band <( +++ )>

MIDNIGHT FRANKENSTEIN +++ MIDNIGHT FRANKENSTEIN +++ MIDNIGHT FRANKENSTEIN

Ron " Pigpen " McKernan: A Barbecue Jam for Pigpen

Ron “Pigpen” McKernan: A Barbecue Jam for Pigpen

This is an actual copy of a letter that was burned in a fire that was never started

It is from Chief Crazy Captain Christo to R.P.M ( to be read only at a night time barbecue).

For those of you who don't know ,without Pigpen , there would be no Grateful Dead.

Or it would have been a ship without a Captain.

When Chief Crazy Captain Christo meets back up with Pigpen

Hey R.P.M.,

I never got to tell you how much I loved your band.

Well, Pigpen I am writing this with tears in my eyes.

I might need Linus' blanket to cover my red eyes so you can't see.

Oh what the Hell, I don't care let the whole world know that my Tears are for Pig's in a Blanket.

Tell Loose Lucy that Cosmic Charlie is heading for the end zone and Schroeder is now delivering Milk for a living.  Yep Milky Way as I like to tease him.

Seriously, Pig I have one request for the man upstairs cause I know You must be there. Tell him I know I have made my mistakes,

and my final request of a prayer would be this:

The only way I am going anywhere is to get this party started.

Meet me down in Omaha, Nebraska sometime in the future. You will recognize me by a strange and magnificent smoke. I will be surrounded by Twelve Webers, Eleven Chefs (Steven Raichlen, Gordon Ramsay etc… are you listening?)  and I will be organizing my own Band. You should be able to see my One Man band with me playing a DIME(Electric Razorback Explosion) store guitar rockin on a Half Pipe skateboard ramp jammin out songs from the past as well as new unrehearsed  tunes that have yet to be named.

Hope you can tell that I'm getting amped for the show down in O,NE. Respectfully in Truth, Chief Crazy Captain Christo P.S. When I do meet back up with you Pig, if you don't mind bringing three shots and shot glasses with you we'll recite the 23rd Psalm in the Valley of the Shadows. Then and only then can I say " Yup, Good Grief the Gangs All Here"

I don't know exactly when I will be there but tell ol FUMble Fingers that I could use a little of da Vine intermission. Thanks a lot. Oh and One last thing Pigpen before I go. What would you like for dessert? I'm working man on an animal cracker whipped cream ala mode with the name Pig's Delight. What do you think? Might as well cross that off my two DO lew list. Lightnin Smokestacks gonna be my name....2019, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13,...

This will be part of national debt training for 360,000 Women who pay $10,000.00 each.  Do you

think I am just doing this for myself and Pig?  Get a grip people +(~~+~~)+National Debt Training 2012 The Orange Race from Green Bay Wisconsin to Colorado Springs Colorado,

perhaps ending at the Broadmoor for some final barbecue tasting Hint Hint Steven Raichlen!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

Gavin George Law: One Four One Know

Gavin Law: G. P. ONE FOUR ONE KNOW- An Excerpt from The Great Pumpkin Letters

Chief Crazy Captain Christo takes time out to grieve for a child he has yet to meet. It is one of the saddest stories ever. Brace yourself and reach for the sky. Don't forget the tissues. This without a doubt is a call to my higher power. With all the strength of 2000 Daniels, Chief Crazy Captain Christo is barring the flood gates. This is Gavin Law's Official Great Pumpkin Letter for 2010. In order to understand Gavin Law, here is a short run down of his short time here in Minnesota. Gavin was born with a rare birth disorder that I can't pronounce but it is spelled mitochondriopathy( I hope it is spelled right:) Here it is explained in a nut shell. His little body could not grow. After nine months in pain, he passed away on January 4th 2010.



THIS VIDEO WAS MADE ONE YEAR TO THE DAY GAVIN GEORGE LAW LEFT THE LAW FAMILY
PLEASE KNOW THIS WAS MADE FOR HIS LOVING FAMILY. PEACE BE WITH YOU.

+(~~+~~)+       +(~~+~~)+       +(~~+~~)+    




I first learned of Gavin Law after watching KTSP Channel Five's Bill Lunn and Leah McLean introduce Susanna Song. She told the story of Gavin Law and I just lost it. It broke the Heart of Chief Crazy Captain Christo but the Spirit will never be broken. Here in it's excruciatingly painful prayer request is Chief Crazy Captain Christo standing before The Great Pumpkin in the sky with his prayer request for Gavin Law. Chief Crazy Captain Christo is on his knees before The Great Pumpkin and he waits for The Great One to call him forward.

With a slight wink of his left eye, The Great One ( author's note: The Great One is The Great Pumpkin) motions for Chief Crazy Captain Christo to rise up and speak his mind. Without stopping to dry his eyes and with the tears a flowing, Chief Crazy Captain Christo rises and speaks ( for Gavin)

For this conversation , Chief Crazy Captain Christo is known as T-REX because whenever a sad story like this one hits him in the face, he needs tissues and he's like a two shipwrecks in the night. The Great Pumpkin is going to be known in this piece as G's LAW.

T-REX: " Oh Great One, I stand before you sober as a judge and with no boos or no tricks. Just a simple
request for one who never had a chance. I stand before you to ask you to make the life of Gavin Law a call to action for EVERYONE. He had such a short life and it pains me to say this but he never had a chance to experience what it feels like to GROW. I ask that you bring peace to his parents on Earth and to remind me everday of your Willingness to GROW. You of all beings should know that without GROWTH one cannot SEEK. How would you like it if no one could SEEK you? You would be nothing more than a Fabrication of Truth.

G's LAW: " Chief Crazy Captain Christo. Stop before you injure yourself. I have already thought of that. I have decided to take your words of wisdom and from now on in Pumpkin Ville, there will be a name change. I have taken Gavin George Law's name for the time being. You might want to take notes Chief Crazy Captain Christo. First off, the letter G shall be elevated over Seven times. You shall contact all the stars of the movie Nine. Every last one of them. You shall meet in Omaha Nebraska on July 9th 2010 to discuss the building of a Theatre Tree House. I noticed in your past Pumpkin Letters that you only were building for a little American Girl. Well , this is your American Boy. I know who the American Girl is and looks like you are doing a great job of keeping it quiet. The American Boy is with me now and he is safe. Tell Gavin's parents what I have told you. Wait I am not finished. From now on Pumpkin Ville shall be known as Pumpkin Vine. The SEVENTH LAW of Pumpkin Vine will be known as Gavin's Law or G'S LAW. Gavin George Law. I will hold you accountable Chief Crazy Captain Christo to keep holy the G's LAW. Thank you for remembering and as always Chief Crazy Captain Christo, don't let the Door hit you where the Good Lord split you. Hey here take this with you."

T-REX:" What is this?"

G's LAW: " It is called HOPE and FAITH. Take it with you and give it to Gavin's parents. Form a fantastic stadium and when you sing a song at a concert for GAVIN sometime after the stadium is built, please do not forget to invite Gavin's parents and the whole Channel Five ensemble to hear you sing Gavin's Song. Ok Chief ok then you can go. Now remember Chief BE GOOD!

T-REX: " Happy O-Range Limelight Ya-hulaversaille Bringing In Baby Law Everone"

G's LAW: " Thank you for remembering to leave the Limelight on for Gavin. Now go and make like the O-Range Blob of Light that you are. Ride like the Winding O-Range Red Lightning Divine

Intermission-: This has been an abbreviated version of The Great Pumpkin Letters in honor of:

Gavin George Law : April 3, 2009- January 4th 2010.

Apple Valley , Minnesota